Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?
She wanted the task manager
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Why do people from the alt right only eat fresh food?
- Because they hate left overs
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I donβt like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Why did Karen press ctrl-alt-del
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
I saw this on r/memes
Not mine.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
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︎ May 24 2017
Control Alt
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︎ Jan 30 2019
alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
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︎ Dec 19 2018
When I told my son about the National Parks Service alt twitter account he said...
"Tree-va la RΓ©sistance!"
It was one of my prouder parenting moments.
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︎ Jan 27 2017
Modern grammar Nazis: the alt-write
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︎ Jul 26 2018
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︎ Jun 16 2018
My office is being overrun by the Alt Right!
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︎ Jul 24 2017
When would you only use the alt and delete buttons on a computer?
When you have lost control.
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︎ Dec 02 2016
My sister found out Alt-J was playing at Osheaga 2015 this year and my dad said.....
"Alt-J? Who is that? The brother of Ctrl-J?"
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︎ Mar 18 2015
What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Texted my son, "Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer!"
"Becausethereisnospacebar!"
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My dad made his first dad joke in a long time
For context: we have a vegetable garden and a dog named Max
During dinner, my mom remarked how her stir fry was made almost entirely out of vegetables from our garden except the eggs, to which my dad said βwell then weβll just have to raise some chickens.β
I reply, βwell what about Max?β, implying that he might attack the chickens.
And without hesitation my dad replies, βwell he canβt lay eggsβ
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︎ Jun 11 2020
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I guess I wasnβt putting in enough shifts
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My friend had his whole left side cut off in an accident
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why couldn't the computer take its Hat off?
Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.
Edit- North of 4k upvotes, Thank You Kind Strangers.
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︎ Jan 20 2019
My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.
He says he finds it refreshing.
I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.
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︎ May 29 2020
What did the UPS guy say to the FedEx guy?
I'm not sure... They were speaking parcel-tongue.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
What do you call an American grammar nazi?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
The situation certainly was not uncontrollable
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?
He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
My keyboard is very political
It even has the alt right
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︎ May 26 2020
Do you know the keyboard shortcut to help you not have to go the bathroom when youβre working or playing PC games?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?
It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.
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︎ May 05 2020
Did you hear the one about the two cellmates?
They've been together so long, they're almost finishing each other's sentences.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Why was the energizer bunny put in jail?
He was charged with battery
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︎ Jul 26 2017
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Matthew McConaughey would almost certainly win if he ran for president.
It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.
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︎ Jan 13 2019
To get out of the window, you can either jump or climb down, Iβd choose the ladder
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︎ Jan 14 2018
To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists
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︎ Jun 26 2019
βI was at that new-nazi march todayβ βwas it any good?β
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︎ Dec 21 2018
Why do they call it an βaltarβ?
Because religion changes you.
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︎ Jun 18 2017
Who is Matthew McConaughey's favorite Secretary of State?
Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.
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︎ Mar 14 2018
Did you hear about the German who was hit by a car?
Donβt worry, heβs alt right now.
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︎ Oct 01 2018
What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?
Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!
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︎ Aug 26 2016
Did you hear about the keyboard designer who had a psychotic breakdown?
His colleagues reported he was Alt of Ctrl when he made his Esc.
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︎ Sep 22 2017
Pappa
Once they have finished mating, the mother roach tries to find a safe place to lay her eggs while the pappa roach tries to support his new family by starting an alt/rock band.
This wasn't his first career choice, but it is his last resort.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
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︎ May 28 2020
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?
She wanted to talk to the task manager.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del
She wanted to see the task manager
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Why Did Karen Push Ctrl + Alt + Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Why did the Karen press ctrl+alt+del?
She wanted to see the task manager
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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︎ May 24 2019
Karen
Why did Karen press CNTRL+ALT+DELETE?
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
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