She wanted the Task Manager.
"Tree-va la Résistance!"
It was one of my prouder parenting moments.
When you have lost control.
"Alt-J? Who is that? The brother of Ctrl-J?"
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
"Becausethereisnospacebar!"
For context: we have a vegetable garden and a dog named Max
During dinner, my mom remarked how her stir fry was made almost entirely out of vegetables from our garden except the eggs, to which my dad said “well then we’ll just have to raise some chickens.”
I reply, “well what about Max?”, implying that he might attack the chickens.
And without hesitation my dad replies, “well he can’t lay eggs”
I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
He is all right now.
He says he finds it refreshing.
I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.
Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.
Edit- North of 4k upvotes, Thank You Kind Strangers.
I'm not sure... They were speaking parcel-tongue.
A correctional officer
It even has the alt right
He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.
It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.
Ctrl P
They've been together so long, they're almost finishing each other's sentences.
He was charged with battery
It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists
‘It was alt-right’
Because religion changes you.
Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.
Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!
Once they have finished mating, the mother roach tries to find a safe place to lay her eggs while the pappa roach tries to support his new family by starting an alt/rock band.
This wasn't his first career choice, but it is his last resort.
His colleagues reported he was Alt of Ctrl when he made his Esc.
She wanted the Task Manager.
She wanted to talk to the task manager.
She wanted to see the task manager
She wanted to see the task manager.
She wanted to see the task manager
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did Karen press CNTRL+ALT+DELETE?
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
