Goth Puns

Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.

Kraftwerk Mac N’ Cheese

Melkor will always be Morgoth.

He was hackin' in a coffin.

A girth.

Lots of heavy music

Mormon Emo Problems

When she was done with it, I asked her: ‘Well, where is that hexagone?’

Because Batman is sworn to protect Goth Ham

I don't get it, she just goth there.

My four-year-old son ran excitedly to the door to greet her. When she opened it, her appearance was startling. She looked like a goth. Her eyes were surrounded with jet-black make-up, with dramatic extra lashes drawn to the sides.

My son let out a shriek and rushed back into my arms for a hug. "What's on Mommy's eyes?" he asked tearfully.

I replied, "Ma scare ya?"

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

Because Batman sworn to protect goth ham.

Because Batman said he will protect Goth ham.