Commissioner Gordon allowing his own daughter to become a vigilante is the clearest sign of Gotham's descent

into barbaraism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
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Why can't Batman, even with all his crime fighting, reduce Gotham's crime?

Because his partner is always Robin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyguzz1
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What do you call a Dog pound in Gotham city?

Barkham Asylum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglarinn
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Why did Gotham PD put out a warrant for Batman?

He was wanted for assault and.... Bat-tery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flannel-Beard
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Why does the Gotham Police Department refuse to eat another Greek sandwich?

Because it's the gyro Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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Girlfriend told me she forgot to watch Gotham the other night...

Me: "You might say you forGothamed it."

She groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrabbinCowlicks
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Batman
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Batman punchline

Bruce died. He was unsuccessful in saving Gotham city. Wakes up in heaven to see God standing right in front of him. God tells him it's alright. "Bruce Alrighty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WriterForStuff
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The award for the best dadjokes 2018 goes to...

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

  1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

  2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

  3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

  1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

  2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

  3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

  1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

  3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
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What's a butchers favorite city?

Gotham

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