Why don't townpeople take what they have a hanker for?

Every day I get mail about a towns member having a "hanker" for an item. When I try and give the item to them, they say something like "I don't need this"

I know I'm doing it right because sometimes they take the item. Is there something else I need to do?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avadah_
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Could we get more options for living NPC's for hideouts? Currently we only have Oriathan nobles and exiles. Would be nice with Blackguards, Smiths and other guards and townpeople.

I love making hideouts but thematically it becomes hard to create small villages, cities and communities because the pool of living NPCs is so low. We basically just have some exiles and Oriathans to my knowledge.

If I'm to recreate Tristram from Diablo, or create a Blackguard stronghold, or a small village with a blacksmith, tailor etc. I need more to work with.

GGG has done an amaaaaazing job on Hideouts lately so just dropping this suggestion here in hopes it might get added.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ouroboros612
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TM game with unhappy townpeople with desires that you have to fulfill

Quite a long time ago, but really fun from what I remember. Essentially the premise is that happiness is almost gone from the world and the setting is in different medieval towns where the residents want different things (love, wealth, health, etc). You are some kind of other being that can fulfill their wishes by aiming different of the things they want towards the people walking around with specific thought bubbles w the icons of what they want. You need a certain amount in order to make the town happy and thus increase the general joy in the world.

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Step 1: Have all Sea bass in your inventory. Step 2: Talk to all townpeople (a lot). Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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I'd ruther not say
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Rational
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says β€œWe don’t serve noble gases here.”

Argon does not react.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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"ground" the kid
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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Well there goes his reproductive fitness...
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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaBarbaGuapa
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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Gottemm
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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so many choices
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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3.14159265387279 snek
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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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Charjar Binks
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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Sacrifice in Session 1?

Looking for some advice from experienced DMs, in case this is a terrible idea.

My group will be starting the campaign next week. They haven't really given me much in terms of party motivation. I suspect they will be a party only vaguely at the start of the session.

To motivate them, I want to throw them into the thick of things, starting them in Bryn Shander on sacrifice night. Someone else will be selected, and I will showcase just how desperate the situation is, with the townpeople (including Duvessa) at the breaking point.

Preferably, they don't try to interfere with the sacrifice, and the campaign starts as normal. Just with an understanding that staying in town is not exactly a safe, sustainable option for their characters.

If they do try, they are level 1. A few veterans from the town militia would just stomp them and arrest them. Then I'm thinking of Duvessa offering them a "dirty dozen" sort of deal, starting the campaign as her agents.

Just how badly do you think this will backfire?

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Rock bottom
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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He needs grounded
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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I never really understood why it was spelled: camouflage

and not:

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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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Well Rounded Pun
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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I threw up in the toilet
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Which one is it?
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My Mexican friend takes anti-anxiety medication

It’s for Hispanic attacks

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