What do you call a stoner in a ditch?

Man, that's deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeblord42069help
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What does a stoner Dracula say?

I vunt to smoke your bud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
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What's a gymnastic stoner's favorite?

tumbleweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinrhurst
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power

That’s a lot of wasted votes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What's a stoner's favorite food?

Baked beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steelsentry1332
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What would Stalin be if he was a stoner ?

A supreme weader

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β€œNation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sK197666
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I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint

Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Stoner joke

If you wish for your genie to turn into a rock, they have to granite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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True stoners
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontFear_Respect
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call it when a stoner farts?

A bum rip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deeptechnology
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call an Irish stoner?

A baked potato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoastalTW
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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If Stoners could emit light, would that make them a Highlight?

My First Pun here, please dont make me explain it, it just kills the Joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KAAAAAAAAARL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.

He is now high on my list of priorities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Not mine, X-Post from stoner engineering. v.redd.it/knucu3756jn31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ambiguous_Fruit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Prime numbers and stoners have a lot in common.

The higher they are, the more spaced out they become.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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How do you pick a stoner out of a line up?

You simply WEED 'em out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverLantern2814
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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A stoner, a Jedi, and a recent orphan walks into a bar

Blunt Force Trauma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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How would a stoner propose to another stoner?

Marriage-you-wanna?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prttimevegetarian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What do you call it when a stoner tells you the odds?

High probability

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hybridtheory1331
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What kind of soft drink do stoners like?

Baking soda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UlteriorCovert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Good pun for a stoner neighbor named Cole?

Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidImAPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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My name is Mason and I'm a stoner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masonlevyofficial
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Whats a stoners favorite instrument?

bonggos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrLinnerd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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A stoner and the stoned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RPGamer954
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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What's a stoner's favorite vegetable?

POTato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshhiltz
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Why do you see less stoners in the winter?

They’re hibernating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumptheshark22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Why do stoners never miss a greeting?

They're always hi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFanCorp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What do you do with a stoner turkey?

Make turkey pot pie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mad_hatt3r2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What do stoner mermaids smoke?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcrolloPeed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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The first thing I need to do today is check in on my stoner buddy.

He is high on my list of priorities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do you call it when a stoner buries his stash?

A pothole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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My stoner dad had a car with an altimeter. When I asked "what's an altimeter."

"It tells me how high I am."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eager_af
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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Why do stoners love Germany?

Because even saying thank you is dank

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If 2 stoners do something together, it should be called a "joint effort"

I originally posted on /r/Showerthoughts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nostickpostit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2016
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How do you call a fight between two stoners?

Grass fed beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowstepBRB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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The difference between Christians and Stoners.
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What's a stoner's favorite vehicle?

A canna-bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samoht2113
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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How do you get a stoner off of your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyTestarosa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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How do stoners get into college?

Rolling Admissions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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Why did the stoner cross the road?

To avoid the pot hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Largedump
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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What do you call a stoner that is full of himself.

A crock pot. He's always at least half baked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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How do stoners get into college?

Rolling Admissions

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