What do you call a stoner in a ditch?
What does a stoner Dracula say?
What's a gymnastic stoner's favorite?
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
What's a stoner's favorite food?
What would Stalin be if he was a stoner ?
“Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint
Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
Stoner joke
If you wish for your genie to turn into a rock, they have to granite!
What do you call it when a stoner farts?
What do you call an Irish stoner?
If Stoners could emit light, would that make them a Highlight?
My First Pun here, please dont make me explain it, it just kills the Joke
My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
Prime numbers and stoners have a lot in common.
The higher they are, the more spaced out they become.
How do you pick a stoner out of a line up?
A stoner, a Jedi, and a recent orphan walks into a bar
How would a stoner propose to another stoner?
What do you call it when a stoner tells you the odds?
What kind of soft drink do stoners like?
Good pun for a stoner neighbor named Cole?
Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??
My name is Mason and I'm a stoner.
Whats a stoners favorite instrument?
What's a stoner's favorite vegetable?
Why do you see less stoners in the winter?
Why do stoners never miss a greeting?
What do you do with a stoner turkey?
What do stoner mermaids smoke?
The first thing I need to do today is check in on my stoner buddy.
He is high on my list of priorities.
What do you call it when a stoner buries his stash?
My stoner dad had a car with an altimeter. When I asked "what's an altimeter."
"It tells me how high I am."
Why do stoners love Germany?
Because even saying thank you is dank
If 2 stoners do something together, it should be called a "joint effort"
I originally posted on /r/Showerthoughts
How do you call a fight between two stoners?
The difference between Christians and Stoners.
What's a stoner's favorite vehicle?
How do you get a stoner off of your porch?
You pay him for the pizza.
How do stoners get into college?
Why did the stoner cross the road?
What do you call a stoner that is full of himself.
A crock pot. He's always at least half baked.
How do stoners get into college?
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