How do stoner couples file their taxes?
what do you call a stoner queen?
Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high
Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light
What is a stoners favorite type of pie
What do you call a stoner in a ditch?
What does a stoner Dracula say?
What's a gymnastic stoner's favorite?
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
What's a stoner's favorite food?
What would Stalin be if he was a stoner ?
“Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint
Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
If Stoners could emit light, would that make them a Highlight?
My First Pun here, please dont make me explain it, it just kills the Joke
What do you call it when a stoner farts?
Stoner joke
If you wish for your genie to turn into a rock, they have to granite!
Prime numbers and stoners have a lot in common.
The higher they are, the more spaced out they become.
What do you call an Irish stoner?
How do you pick a stoner out of a line up?
How would a stoner propose to another stoner?
Good pun for a stoner neighbor named Cole?
Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??
A stoner, a Jedi, and a recent orphan walks into a bar
What do you call it when a stoner tells you the odds?
My name is Mason and I'm a stoner.
What kind of soft drink do stoners like?
Whats a stoners favorite instrument?
Why do you see less stoners in the winter?
What's a stoner's favorite vegetable?
Why do stoners never miss a greeting?
What do you call it when a stoner buries his stash?
What do you do with a stoner turkey?
The difference between Christians and Stoners.
If 2 stoners do something together, it should be called a "joint effort"
I originally posted on /r/Showerthoughts
My stoner dad had a car with an altimeter. When I asked "what's an altimeter."
"It tells me how high I am."
The first thing I need to do today is check in on my stoner buddy.
He is high on my list of priorities.
What do stoner mermaids smoke?
Why do stoners love Germany?
Because even saying thank you is dank
How do you call a fight between two stoners?
What's a stoner's favorite vehicle?
How do you get a stoner off of your porch?
You pay him for the pizza.
How do stoners get into college?
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