Did you hear about the redneck who stepped in a bear trap at the hoedown?
I guess it was a real shindigger
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What is a redneck's favourite car?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do you call a redneck orgy?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What do you call rednecks up north?
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︎ May 10 2020
What do you call a group of redneck superheros?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What do rednecks do on Halloween?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Why did the redneck bring a bazooka deer hunting?
He wanted to get the biggest bang for his buck.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
What do redneck vampires drink ?
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︎ May 03 2020
Why didn't the redneck leave the yoga class when it was over?
On his way out he said "see you next week". The instructor responded "namaste" , and the redneck said "Oh. Then I'm-a-stayin too".
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.
I'll call it "Mullet Over"
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︎ May 05 2020
What's the redneck version of tinder?
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I'm writing a musical about a redneck from Tulsa who discovers feminism for the first time.
I'm calling it Wokelahoma!
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︎ Aug 23 2019
How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?
Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Why are redneck houses bland looking?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What's a redneck's favorite beer?
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︎ Sep 13 2019
What makes sandwiches perfect for rednecks?
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︎ Feb 05 2019
A redneck wants to buy a German car.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Why did the redneck only stink on one side?
Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.
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︎ May 01 2019
How did everyone know the geologist was a redneck?
He was an expert in RELATIVE dating
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︎ Nov 29 2018
Have you heard about the redneck militia?
They call themselves Lee John, "for we are many."
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︎ Dec 24 2018
What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?
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︎ Sep 05 2017
Have you ever had a redneck sandwich?
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︎ Jun 26 2018
Where do redneck bakers make their children
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︎ Jan 18 2018
Redneck: My girl broke up with me...
at least she said we could still be cousins
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︎ Nov 23 2018
What do you call a redneck mermaid?
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︎ Feb 18 2018
Why do rednecks love Halloween?
It's a great day to pump kin.
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︎ Sep 02 2016
My redneck uncle just got me.
I asked my redneck uncle if he thought all races were equal. He said nah Daytona is 500 laps and Brickyard is only 400.
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︎ Sep 24 2016
Why was the redneck surprised to see that his trailer fell off his pickup?
It went off without a hitch.
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︎ Jan 19 2017
What did the redneck say when his wife begged him to sell his boat and cut his hair?
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︎ May 22 2015
What is it called when a redneck dies but gets reborn?
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︎ Dec 17 2014
Why didn't the redneck woman want to clear up her yeast infection?
She thought it made her cultured.
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︎ May 24 2015
What do rednecks do at Halloween?
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