A corny pun
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︎ Nov 23 2020
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
After a lifetime of hilariously corny puns, and silly jokes, my dad has definitely rubbed off on me.
Last night my dad was showing me a gift he picked up for our annual white elephant gift exchange with the family at my grandparents house. It was a large wooden Reindeer, with Christmas light and decorations painted on it, and huge, baby-like eyes. This is how the conversation went.
Dad: "I don't think it's too bad. It's kind of different, but not a bad present."
Me: "It was a good gift, I don't think it's bad at all. It's enDEERing!"
He smiles, gives me an overdramatic groan and eye-roll, and then high-fives me. I love my dad.
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︎ Dec 20 2013
How do we know that women are attracted to corny jokes?
Because otherwise we wouldn't call them 'dad' jokes.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Not amaizeing(kinda corny), but I thought I'd share.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
IK its corny but: why does Frank never lie
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︎ Nov 18 2020
My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...
Now Iβm outside banging and hollering
βOh PUN the door!!!β
βOh PUN the door!!!β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I pestered my wife all evening with nonstop corny wordplay jokes until I got βthe lookβ...
I may have encountered some punintended consequences.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Looks pretty corny to me
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Puns about the body are usually corny. But puns about the eyes are even
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Whatβs the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)
R, I, and the seven cβs
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︎ May 04 2019
Puns about the body are generally corny,
But puns about the eye are cornea.
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︎ May 22 2020
Where do all these corny jokes come from?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
A little corny, but who am I to judge?
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︎ Oct 02 2018
I hear corny people are the best listeners....
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︎ Apr 09 2020
I know, it's a little corny.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
A dad joke is a dad joke. Unless it's corny.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I got corny virus...
Now I canβt stop making dad jokes.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Want to hear a corny joke??
Then please, lend me your ear.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I came up with a corny joke last night
Why did the corn have a hard time getting home?
Because it was a maize getting back
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Corny or amaizeing? π½
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︎ Sep 13 2019
No matter how corny you believe your eyeball jokes are...
Mine will always be cornea
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Lend me an ear for a corny joke.
It really a'maize'ing, because of how it pops. And at the end a kernel of truth. It's a grain.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
A corny news headline.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Pretty corny
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︎ Nov 22 2018
It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
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︎ Jul 18 2018
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Not gonna lie guys, this one is pretty corny
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︎ Nov 25 2018
You got any corny jokes?
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︎ Nov 14 2018
People say my jokes are corny
But I disagree, thereβs a starch contrast between corny and funny.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Iβm horrified to admit I donβt have any corny jokes today.
If you have one though, Iβm all ears.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Wanna hear something very corny?
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︎ Jul 06 2019
My son asked me this morning why the Cheerios boxes are so corny.
I said βtheyβre not, theyβre oatey.β
(This is a factual account of a real life event. Please send donations for childrenβs counseling.)
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Some jokes are so corny...
...that they hurt my ear.
Others are a-maize-ingly funny.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
This site seems corny
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︎ Oct 30 2018
My dad told to eat a piece of corn. I replied "sorry I corn't" Then after he gave me the corn, I looked him in the eye and said "that was a pretty corny joke"
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︎ Jul 05 2015
Sitting at the dinner table, (kid) can dogs eat corn? (Wife) No because they will turn into corn dogs (dad) that was corny
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︎ Nov 21 2018
Some people find dad jokes corny.
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︎ Dec 15 2017
My kids think I'm corny, but...
at least they don't think my jokes shuck.
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︎ Aug 10 2016
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︎ Dec 04 2014
My boss just asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke..
I reply: C'mon, I bet its a-maize-ing...
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︎ Oct 21 2016
Want to hear a corny joke?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
This joke may sound a little corny....
But please, lend me your ear
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︎ Jul 17 2018
I have a corny joke...
If you want to ear it, that is.
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