A list of puns related to "Formulaic"

(true story) My wife asked why I was hiding some baby formula in the closet.

I told her "because it's my secret formula"!

Teacher: Whatβs the formula of water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Teacher: Thatβs not the formula of water.

Student: You said the formula was H to O.

Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races...

They owned the Finnish line.

Baby formula

What do you call people that look after math formulas

Parenthesis

What do baby parabolas drink?

A quadratic formula.

What do you call a cat in a formula 1 car?

Meeee - owwwwwww

What do you call it when you hit a Formula 1 driver?

Max Verslappen

What's the chemical formula for laughing gas?

CaCl

A chemistry joke

Never mind. It was too formulaic.

Studies show that the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines are causing people to cry

While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.

This is thanks to their no tears formula.

My son was doing his homework, when he asked me, βDad, what's the chemical formula for water?β

I said, βHIJKLMNO.β

He asked, βWhat're you talking about?!β

I responded, βWell, itβs H to O!β

My former friend said he liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR

I just can't be friends with someone who's raceist

Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.

Isn't that ionic?

Do you know what the difference is between twelve-year-old scotch and baby formula?

No? Then you sure as hell aren't babysitting my kid!

What is the formula for making friends?

Squadratic formula

Write the nitrogen oxide formula

What do you call a Wookiee in a formula one car?

Michael Chewmacca

Molecular formula

If the formula for water is H20...

Then is the formula for ice H20 cubed?

What did the math book say to the other math book?

Man I've got too many problems

I asked Google to for what the formula of Nitric Oxide was, it was so rude

It said "NO"

The other day my favourite formula 1 driver asked me if I needed a lift

I said "No thanks I'm grand, but thanks verstappen"

I did some research to find out that NASCAR is a distant cousin of Formula One.

Iβm just trying to improve race relations.

What do you say when someone asks you for the formula of nitric oxide?

NO

The quadratic formula is prejudiced!

It discriminates!

As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the

baby nipple ring?

What musical formula was used to describe global warming in the '90s?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm.

Why don't you see any Formula One movies in the theatres?

They're too racy.

Formula 1 driver

I went to see Formula E racing the other day...

The atmosphere was electric!

Herbal essentials

Noted researcher Rosemary Fuller was involved in a lab accident today. She's working on the theory that herb-based formulas can actually reverse or accelerate the aging process. Parsley, for example, has been shown to cause rapid aging, and recent efforts have shown good results with oregano-based anti-aging serums. Ms Fuller was, unfortunately, standing near a vat of simmering oregano serum when a nearby researcher nudged her and she fell in! It appeared at first that the anti-aging serum would cause her to de-age down to nothing. Now, though, it looks like she'll be all right. The Parsley's aged Rosemary in time.

What do you call a collection of 4 formulas in math?

Fourmulas

Hey, do you know any Excel formulas?

Yeah, Sum

You know youβve made a terrible joke when you make the math teacher completely lose it.

Teacher: βIf acceleration is constant, we get all these really nice formulas. If acceleration is not constant, the math gets messy.β

Me: βYou might say that for ruining the math, itβs being a jerk.β

Why is formula so expensive?

Because it is made of mula

Which is the silliest of all fruits?

Itβs BANANAS

I hate all races

Especially the formula 1's

What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic Formula!

Maybe this is more of a mom joke...

Edit: this isnβt my joke. I thought this sub might enjoy it though

One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.

This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?

Nihilist Dad Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he stood alone in his field! He stood there for years, rotting, until he was forgotten.

I tell my kids, youβre allowed to watch the TV all you wantβ¦ Just donβt turn it on! This way they will begin to understand the futility of all things.

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. Like all animals, it is an automaton, driven by blind genetic imperative, marching slowly to oblivion.

Why donβt skeletons go trick or treating? They have no body to go with them! The skeletons are like us: alone, empty, dead already.

I donβt really like playing soccer. I just do it for kicks! Like all of humanity, I pretend to enjoy things, and others pretend to care about my charade.

You hear about the moon restaurant? Good food, no atmosphere! If you eat there, you forfeit your life, which would make no difference to the universe as a whole.

Why did the blonde focus on an orange juice container? It said concentrate! She realized that societyβs depictions of her were like the juice: formulaic, insipid, fake.

My wife told me to put the cat out. I didnβt know it was on fire! By the time I could act, it was incinerated, a harbinger of the path we all must take.

How come the invisible man wasnβt offered a job? They just couldnβt see him doing it! This man stands for all of us: unseen, misunderstood, irrelevant.

Today I gave away my old batteriesβ¦ Free of charge! No one wanted them, so I became angry and threw them in the yard. The battery acid now leaks into the soil, killing a colony of ants. A sparrow eats their bodies and is poisoned. Somewhere in the Serengeti, a lion devours his rivalβs cubs. Then the lion is shot by a poacher and sold to an unloved rich man whose father was an unloved rich man. In five billion years, the Sun will become a bloated giant, boiling the oceans and consuming our pointless cruelties with flames. I wake sweat-drenched and screaming, staring at the visage of a faceless god. βWHAT HAVE I DONE?! HOW COULD I BRING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD!?β But this god, like all gods, is nothingβjust my sonβs Wilson baseball mitt, sitting on my dresser, mocking me.

Will February March? No, but April May! Soon we become ash, and time forgets us.

Source: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nihilist-dad-jokes

Teacher asked βWhat is the formula of water?β Student said βH I J K L M N Oβ teacher said βthatβs not the formula of waterβ

Student said βyou said the formula was H to Oβ.

The formula for water is HIJKLMNO

HIJKLMNO is the formula for water

H to O

What do baby mathematicians drink?

Formula

What do baby mathematicians drink?

Formula

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