Hokey Puns

Good thing I turned myself around.

Nice funeral and all, but they had a horrible time getting him in the casket. You know when they tried to put the right arm in....

Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.

but i turned myself around. isn’t that what it’s all about?

Edit: I posted this right before i went to bed. thank you all so much!!

But I’m turning myself around

But then I turned myself around, because at the end of the day that's what it's all about.

... died peacefully at age 83. The most traumatic part both for his family and the funeral home was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in... And then the trouble started.

Only his closest family was at the funeral but they live streamed it on Zoom. Some degenerate hacked the feed and starting playing the hokey pokey audio and he kept putting his left foot in and out of the coffin. His family was initially horrified at the hack but later was able to laugh a little, out of the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. They learned to live in the moment and remember the good moments of life, and that’s what it’s all about.

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