Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
What did a tree say to its annoying neighbor?
Why amphibians are so annoying?
Because they axolotl questions.
The reposts in this app are getting really annoying
Because I've reddit all already
My bee neighbors are so annoying, they talk way too much.
They just drone on and on.
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
She’s a caring cairn Karen.
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
There was a fly buzzing around that was really annoying me
I should have called the cops so they could send in the swat team!
I told my daughter, “Mom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, “Are you mad at her?”
“Geez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.
What's the most annoying kind of bread?
Why are geese the most annoying drivers?
What do you call an annoying person from Hungary?
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face
Sodium annoying when people don’t get it
(I know my font is annoying plz get over it)
Logical fallacies are annoying.
Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.
What do you call an annoying potatoe?
My little brother keeps annoying me with this ant and ticks he found...
I am really getting tired of his ant ticks
My annoying Uber driver dropped me off at the bar.
Don't you think Germany is annoying during WW2?
I mean, they are quite in-Führer-ating
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
Well, it can be annoying.
Why are macaws super annoying?
Because they constantly parrot things back to you.
What does an annoying chilli do?
All this talk about llamas are annoying...
My annoying coworker asked, "Can I tell you my favorite rope tie?"
What do you say to an annoying Hufflepuff?
Why are Surgeons so annoying?
They always get under people’s skin
What does a very annoying cat say?
Cat meowt side. Howbowdat?
What do you call an annoying bear?
This one time when I was still a kid, my younger sister got very mad at me for making silly noises. To show our parents that her ensuing fit of anger wasn't as annoying as my goofing off, my sister said,
"Well at least I'm not walking around the house going "Hurgerbgehbh blurgeblegh blurgega, hurr dee hurr, derr!"
To which my dad said,
"Yes you are".
Someone called me annoying today
I was annoying my brother
Him suddenly: Hey man, I’m kinda short on money
Me: Huh?
Him: So could you leave me a loan?
How do you know when your Indian friend is getting annoying?
When you start to get Sikh of his Shi'ite
Why was the freshly minted pennies soo annoying?
Because they were a new cents
My annoying cousin dropped our grandma's urn
He's always been a pain in the ash
What do police do when there's a fly annoying everyone in the station?
Imagine living with super annoying grizzlies...
It was annoying when our local shop stopped stocking my favourite almond milk. It was even more frustrating when the tofu was removed as well.
If it carries on like this, I’m really going to start losing my Tempeh
My wife told me to stop singing “I’m A Believer” by the Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first, I thought she was kidding....
My friend told me that I need to stop singing I'm a believer because it was getting annoying but I thaught she was kidding
A friend asked me to stop singing I'm A Believer because it's annoying. I thought she was joking.
What does a annoying pepper do?
My annoying little brother asks me which bug grosses me out this ants or those ticks...
I replied I am really getting tired of your ant ticks.
What does an annoying pepper do?
What does the annoying pepper do
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