Hassle Puns

No tres passing.”

I told her to get the fork away from me.

“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.

“Just call me Hoff”, he replied.

“Sure”, said the bartender, “no hassle”.

It’s less of a hassle.

Me: oww this is a foldable table! It will be less of a hassle getting it to the camping and its on sale!!! Friend: so overall a afoldable table!

You have to go through all the hassle of changing it to Kilometers if you leave the US.

The star has stated "In the beginning, it was hard to change my last name. But after some time, there was no hassle"

He took one of our 100 pound labrador retrievers to the vet and texted me to bring the other (less hassle). I pull up next to his car in the parking lot. Before I let my dog out of the back of my truck I turn to him and say "I normally do my dog deals at night. Less witnesses."

I'd like to say he sighed and drove off. Instead he asked what I was on about. I explained the joke to which he said, "I raised you better. You're supposed to say $10 a gram or 10k for the whole lab."

My family of four lives in a one bathroom apartment, so it's a hassle when we all need to get ready for work in the morning.

Dad: Are you done in there yet?

Mom (putting on her makeup): Almost done. I'm on my last eye.

Dad: Last eye? We better get you to the eye store to restock!

He laughed himself silly for a while afterwards.

Walking through the supermarket and talking with the missus about something or other, when she laid me an opportunity on a plate.

Her - "I'm just not gonna tell her. No need to deal with the hassle - the prevention is better than the cure."

Me - "Really? I've never heard them before. Any songs you'd recommend?"

It took a second for her to figure out what I meant, and I ended up with a kick up the arse for it, but it was worth it regardless.

The bartender says, “Oh my god, David Hasselhoff, this is so amazing!“

David Hasselhoff replies, “Just call me Hoff.“

The bartender replies, “Sure, no hassle, just Hoff.”