I crossed the border into Mexico without much hassle. Crossing it a second time was fine too, but on the third time a guard stopped me and said β€œSorry

No tres passing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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My wife was hassling me because I was eating my ravioli with a spoon.

I told her to get the fork away from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

β€œIt’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.

β€œJust call me Hoff”, he replied.

β€œSure”, said the bartender, β€œno hassle”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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The Empire eventually lost against the rebels because in Empire Strikes Back they hassled the Hoth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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David Hasselhoff has started to refer to himself as Hoff.

It’s less of a hassle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Afoldable table

Me: oww this is a foldable table! It will be less of a hassle getting it to the camping and its on sale!!! Friend: so overall a afoldable table!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingm3mz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Naming your son Miles is a stupid decision

You have to go through all the hassle of changing it to Kilometers if you leave the US.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KNTL94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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David Hasselhoff has officially changed his name to "David Hoff".

The star has stated "In the beginning, it was hard to change my last name. But after some time, there was no hassle"

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I dadjoked...my dad.

He took one of our 100 pound labrador retrievers to the vet and texted me to bring the other (less hassle). I pull up next to his car in the parking lot. Before I let my dog out of the back of my truck I turn to him and say "I normally do my dog deals at night. Less witnesses."

I'd like to say he sighed and drove off. Instead he asked what I was on about. I explained the joke to which he said, "I raised you better. You're supposed to say $10 a gram or 10k for the whole lab."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ck_mooman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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My dad this morning when my family was getting ready for work.

My family of four lives in a one bathroom apartment, so it's a hassle when we all need to get ready for work in the morning.

Dad: Are you done in there yet?

Mom (putting on her makeup): Almost done. I'm on my last eye.

Dad: Last eye? We better get you to the eye store to restock!

He laughed himself silly for a while afterwards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunarWulfe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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Got my girlfriend earlier with a Gothic music dad joke

Walking through the supermarket and talking with the missus about something or other, when she laid me an opportunity on a plate.

Her - "I'm just not gonna tell her. No need to deal with the hassle - the prevention is better than the cure."

Me - "Really? I've never heard them before. Any songs you'd recommend?"

It took a second for her to figure out what I meant, and I ended up with a kick up the arse for it, but it was worth it regardless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenMoonRising
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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David Hasselhoff walks into a bar

The bartender says, β€œOh my god, David Hasselhoff, this is so amazing!β€œ

David Hasselhoff replies, β€œJust call me Hoff.β€œ

The bartender replies, β€œSure, no hassle, just Hoff.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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