An iguana and a crocodile got into a scuffle at the pub, who swung first?

The instigator.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2017
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Endgame spoiler Alert.

I couldn't help but think that the final confrontation between Thanos and Tony Stark would be the ultimate dad joke in the universe. Might not sound like much, but this is how that scene played out in my head.

Thanos (about to snap, after the scuffle with Tony) : I am... inevitable.

Tony : Hi inevitable, I'm Iron Man.

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📅︎ May 01 2019
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