That was the punchline
They fought tooth and nail
The bar I used was made out of gold, so I lost.
Fist thing’s fist
The paw patrol
Guess they had a bone to pick
Lettuce fight.
Meat brawl sandwich.
Paul Ryan is running for president. But after this, he'll be Paul Cryan.
His favorite color is Paul Cyan
He is Paul Tryan to become president
This post will make him Paul Diean
He read history about the Paul Mayan
On a plane, he is Paul Flyan
In Russia, he is Paul Spyan
He goes to the Maul Ryan
To go Paul Buyan
His favorite spice is Paul Cayenne
When he stares, heis Paul Eyean
For breakfast, he is Paul Fryan
On stilts, he is Paul Giant
When in trouble, he starts Paul Liean
When he watches memes, he is Lol Ryan.
His favorite is Paul Nyan
For dessert, he has Paul Piean
At this point, Im Paul Sighan
When he has rope, he is Paul Tiean
When curious, he is Paul Whyan
Or Paul Pryan
His new game is Ball Ryan
On the phone, he is Call Ryan
His daughter plays with Doll Ryan
When he trips, he is Fall Ryan
His house is the Ryan Hall
Again on stilts, he is Tall Ryan
His house has a Wall Ryan
Down south, you are Yall Ryan
When he makes bread, it is Paul Rysan
On a horse, he is Paul Ridan
In a fight, he is Brawl Ryan
When he loses he is Crawl Ryan
Or dead
When moving he uses a U-Haul Ryan
In the bathroom, he is Stall Ryan
I had a list with A LOT more. Help in diese comments!
EDIT: If he wins the election, he's Mr. President
Playing Super Smash Bros Brawl in my friend's basement (he was R.O.B. and I was Bowser), when we have even kills. 30 seconds left, I am 188%, well within killable range. I proceed to hop all over the map in an effort to avoid him. He catches me eventually and smashes me. However, I received the death animation of falling away into the background which took longer than the time left in the match, thus preventing my friend from receiving the kill credit. I win the match; he rages, "Fucking game stole my kill."
I turn to him and say
"Yeah, you got R.O.B.bed."
