A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
If your ever in a sword fight, try to chop their feet off
Then you will de-feet him
What happens when you fight a dinosaur?
Never challenge the grim reaper to a pillow fight....
Unless you’re ready for the reaper cushions!
If two vegans get in a fight...
... is it still considered a beef?
Boxers don’t have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is?
They don't fancy each other.
A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested,
He still has the right to remain silent.
Q: what was it like to fight Medusa?
A: At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Why shouldn’t you ever fight a dinosaur?
You’ll just get Jurasskicked.
What do you call a cat who walks funny but can win any fight?
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
I got into a fight with my brother on the way to church today because he was positive that Jesus was an Intel processor guy....
When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen
My monkey friend says that he can use martial arts to fight off disease. I think he's tricking me and he says
I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9
The odds were against me.
What do you call it when one owl samurai wins a fight with another owl samurai?
What do you call a venue designed for food fights?
An all you can yeet buffet.
Why did the torn piece of paper beat the regular piece of paper in a fight
Did you hear about the guy that lost a fight by getting kicked in the mouth?
He now knows the taste of defeet
How did the octopus beat a shark in a fight??
I got into a fight with my Mexican neighbor and he started to make train noises while holding a gun
He said "I'm going to choo choo"
What did the man say during the fight scene in the Lion King?
“Pay attention, I think this may be the mane event!”
Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight ?
Thy probably don't like each other.
Did you hear about the fight between 2019 and 2020?
I got into a fight with my feet but...
What do you get when David fights Robin hood?
Saw two members of a string section of an orchestra get in a fight...
They should know violins is never the answer..
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".
That was the punchline...
I had a terrible fight with my left ear.
And that was the last time I heard from it.
Remind me not to pillow fight with the wife...
Currently sat in hospital with a concushion.
Did you hear about the big fight in the washroom??
What did the tree say to his buddy, who was about to get in a fight?
I had a fight with my wife the other day about my terrible sense of direction.
I just packed my bags and right.
What happens when 2 triangles fight?
You know what a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero is Smash is called...
Never Challenge Death to a Pillow fight.....
...Unless you are prepared for the Reaper Cushions.
Never start a fight with a dinosaur
2019 and 2020 got into a fight.
Yesterday I got in a fight with 1,3,5,7, and 9
The odds were not in my favor
Yesterday I got in a fight with 1,3,5,7, and 9
The odds were not in my favor
What do you call a knight that’s afraid to fight ?
2020 and 2021 had a fight.
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You would get Jurasskicked!
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