I felt your presents!
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
I guess we can finally say 2020 won :/
Happy new year people!!
The Germans could nazi each other
Actually it's probably more of a knight mare.
A jerk off
It’s rarely mentioned by historians though because it was only considered cow-lateral damage.
A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.
Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.
I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."
"Where are the reinforcemints"
A diss appointment.
I sadly lost my case.
He was finally defeeted.
He shows up wearing an Ottawa Senators jersey, so the judge asks "Are you a Sens fan?" The boy nods his head.
During the custody battle, he is later asked if he wants to live with his mom. His reply is "No, she beats me when drunk."
The judge asks in shock, "Okay, what about your father?"
The boy replies, "But he beats me every day when he comes home from a bad work day!"
With no other options, the jude states "We will have to send you to a foster home." The boy protests.
"Well, who do you want to live with?" the judge asks.
The boy thinks a moment and says ,"The Ottawa Senators. They're nice to people in need, and they don't beat anybody."
It was against all odds
It was all, pew pew pew!
His name was Sir Render.
He's now a seasoned veteran.
It was a counter attack.
Post your best (or worst) puns into the comment section, let's see what you guys can come up with