Chevy Puns

I’m exhausted

I know, pretty re-Volting!

I thought, well that's a Cavalier attitude

A Camarow

There's a shocker.

Coworker: "Didn't Fletch have that chase scene in it?"

Me: "I'd say it had a lot of Chase scenes."

I received a new personal record for eye rolls per single joke.

A Chevy Impaler.

Bc no one ever Chevy’d a river

A Boogatti!

Carlos.

Now i can focus on driving.

A Chevy MaliBOO!

PS. My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Wouldn't have happened in a Chevy

Lift

"Where'd you get your Focus?"

"Years of schooling."

I once had a goat. One that nobody understood why he did the things he did, and he resented us all for it. So much so that he would head butt and attack anyone that tried to get close. He was just such a misunderstood soul. One day, I was looking out the window with my morning coffee when I saw that a passing stranger was sitting atop that old and rusted '55 Chevy pickup that sat in the pasture petting the goat. The goat had finally found someone that really understood him. I watched amazed as this stranger reached a closeness with the goat that I myself would never know . "Wow" I whispered to myself, "that man really gets my goat..."

My Dad: Mom and I are disagreeing...is your truck a Chevy or a Dodge?

Me: Haha it's a Dodge, the other two were Chevys

My Dad: Oh, I thought it was a Chevy. Well, orthopedic shoes...

Me: What? Orthopedic shoes???

My Dad: Yes!

Me: What the hell do orthopedic shoes have to do with my truck? Hahaha

My Dad: Orthopedic shoes...I stand corrected!

Me: facepalm and groan

Love you, dad!

I was getting in my car (a Chevy) and my dad tells me to get in our Honda instead. Why? "It's our Civic duty."

I was looking at a Ford Ranger on Craig's List and showed her pictures that made the truck look like a good deal until the final picture suddenly showed half the backend was missing.

"Stop looking at trucks you can't afford!"

"But I CAN 'Ford!"

"No you can't, and you can't Chevy either."