What did the Chevy say to the Tesla?

I’m exhausted

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D-B-Zzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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I sold my Chevy electric car, missed it so I bought it back...

I know, pretty re-Volting!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flylink63
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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I knew someone who would only drive an economy sized Chevy

I thought, well that's a Cavalier attitude

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arthurdent6
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What do you call a line of Chevy muscle cars?

A Camarow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/l3enjerman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2017
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The Chevy Volt is still selling?

There's a shocker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ares2596
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2013
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Somehow, we got on the topic of Chevy Chase's filmography

Coworker: "Didn't Fletch have that chase scene in it?"

Me: "I'd say it had a lot of Chase scenes."

I received a new personal record for eye rolls per single joke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drummernv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2016
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What type of car does Vlad Dracula drive?

A Chevy Impaler.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ezra611
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?

Bc no one ever Chevy’d a river

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/psykotic24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2020
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What car would a ghost drive?

A Boogatti!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnowyTom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2020
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What's the name of the Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ramandsa
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2019
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I bought a ford.

Now i can focus on driving.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Super_Noob_700
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2019
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What's the scariest car?

A Chevy MaliBOO!

PS. My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LDWoodworth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2020
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Abe Lincoln was shot in the Ford theater

Wouldn't have happened in a Chevy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain_Karfuzzel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2019
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My favorite pickup line is...

Lift

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/P1pslyTheGreat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2019
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We were talking about our cars

"Where'd you get your Focus?"

"Years of schooling."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IcedBanana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2015
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A misunderstood goat

I once had a goat. One that nobody understood why he did the things he did, and he resented us all for it. So much so that he would head butt and attack anyone that tried to get close. He was just such a misunderstood soul. One day, I was looking out the window with my morning coffee when I saw that a passing stranger was sitting atop that old and rusted '55 Chevy pickup that sat in the pasture petting the goat. The goat had finally found someone that really understood him. I watched amazed as this stranger reached a closeness with the goat that I myself would never know . "Wow" I whispered to myself, "that man really gets my goat..."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/auzzy2387
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2013
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My dad texted me and needed me to settle a dispute between him and my mom

My Dad: Mom and I are disagreeing...is your truck a Chevy or a Dodge?

Me: Haha it's a Dodge, the other two were Chevys

My Dad: Oh, I thought it was a Chevy. Well, orthopedic shoes...

Me: What? Orthopedic shoes???

My Dad: Yes!

Me: What the hell do orthopedic shoes have to do with my truck? Hahaha

My Dad: Orthopedic shoes...I stand corrected!

Me: facepalm and groan

Love you, dad!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CreamyGoodnss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2014
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On our way to vote today...

I was getting in my car (a Chevy) and my dad tells me to get in our Honda instead. Why? "It's our Civic duty."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jskoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2017
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My SO flipped my dad-joke back on me.

I was looking at a Ford Ranger on Craig's List and showed her pictures that made the truck look like a good deal until the final picture suddenly showed half the backend was missing.

"Stop looking at trucks you can't afford!"

"But I CAN 'Ford!"

"No you can't, and you can't Chevy either."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mustang1718
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2015
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