I was driving my new Toyota down the street and some kid said 'sick car'
I replied, "thanks, I'll get it tested for Corollavirus".
I totaled my Toyota the other day, and it burst into flames...
It was a gorgeous shade of red before; now itβs just a burnt Sienna.
My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
My son got a new toy car, the Toyota SHOEpra...
Why did the man take his Toyota to the ER?
It had Corolla virus
What do you get when you lick a Toyota?
The corolla virus.
The casino was giving a lucky winner a Toyota.
It's a Corolla of the dice.
I once tried to drive my Toyota Corolla with a stick shift on the Autobahn, but German authorities flagged me down and informed me that was illegal...
So I drove down the manualbahn instead.
What did the young Toyota say to his mother when she asked what he wanted for dinner?
Taco ma
My next door neighbour has just bought an Audi, a Toyota and a 2 BMWs.
I think heβs got that car owner virus.
I was driving past a Toyota today and it looked a little unwell,
I think it has the Corrola Virus
What's the difference between the Welsh nationalist party and a tartan Toyota?
One's Plaid Cymru, the other's a plaid Camry
Toyota made the oldest car in the world
It's Prius-toric
My wife and I couldn't agree on whether to get a Honda or a Toyota.
But we came to an Accord.
Hooters employee wins a brand new Toyota imgur.com/nt879Ak
Have you heard about the Egyptian guys that work at the Toyota factory on the afternoon shift?
They call them the 2-10 car men.
The Toyota Nova, in Spanish, translates directly to "Toyota No Go".
It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.
Toyota drops his car keys...
So Mercedes-Benz over to pick them up.
Before I met my wife, I had a Toyota...
It was a Pre-Us
...Heavy Metal Toyota?
Dad: Hey, These cars these days are all plastic and can't take a single hit, they should make a toyota out of heavy metal. Me:Wut? Dad: Yeah, they could make a heavy metal toyota and call it.... "Judas Prius"
