What do you call a pastor driving a Toyota?

A Priust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATLUTDisMe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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I went to a race where all the cars were Toyota Highlanders.

It turned into a demolition derby because there can only be one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobo06nyy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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I was driving my new Toyota down the street and some kid said 'sick car'

I replied, "thanks, I'll get it tested for Corollavirus".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmokeRingHalo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I totaled my Toyota the other day, and it burst into flames...

It was a gorgeous shade of red before; now it’s just a burnt Sienna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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My son got a new toy car, the Toyota SHOEpra...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BestServedColder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why did the man take his Toyota to the ER?

It had Corolla virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jason_lmoa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you get when you lick a Toyota?

The corolla virus.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I was driving my Toyota when I started noticing some symptoms

Naturally, I went to the doctor, and unfortunately I tested positive for Corolla Virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawberrical
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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The casino was giving a lucky winner a Toyota.

It's a Corolla of the dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Several Toyota sedans have been recalled following an outbreak of Corollavirus.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I once tried to drive my Toyota Corolla with a stick shift on the Autobahn, but German authorities flagged me down and informed me that was illegal...

So I drove down the manualbahn instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What did the young Toyota say to his mother when she asked what he wanted for dinner?

Taco ma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzyute22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My next door neighbour has just bought an Audi, a Toyota and a 2 BMWs.

I think he’s got that car owner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I was driving past a Toyota today and it looked a little unwell,

I think it has the Corrola Virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyliim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What's the difference between the Welsh nationalist party and a tartan Toyota?

One's Plaid Cymru, the other's a plaid Camry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bugtruck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Toyota made the oldest car in the world

It's Prius-toric

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Don't pick Toyota,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandyNamee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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My wife and I couldn't agree on whether to get a Honda or a Toyota.

But we came to an Accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Hooters employee wins a brand new Toyota imgur.com/nt879Ak
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Have you heard about the Egyptian guys that work at the Toyota factory on the afternoon shift?

They call them the 2-10 car men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwhlr_online
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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The Toyota Nova, in Spanish, translates directly to "Toyota No Go".

It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tm23246
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Toyota drops his car keys...

So Mercedes-Benz over to pick them up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StumptheTrump1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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Before I met my wife, I had a Toyota...

It was a Pre-Us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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...Heavy Metal Toyota?

Dad: Hey, These cars these days are all plastic and can't take a single hit, they should make a toyota out of heavy metal. Me:Wut? Dad: Yeah, they could make a heavy metal toyota and call it.... "Judas Prius"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALL-NEW_DEES-NUTS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2015
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Someone in the Toyota marketing department is a Dad

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/25/98/f9/2598f9702cdbe6a406589c37a3e60847.jpg

Came to make my own joke, but saw that I was beaten to the punch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsuss6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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