We’d have a pink car-nation!
Thank God the situation didn't Escalade any further!
Him: Do you know what our country would be of we all drove pink Cadillacs? A Pink carnation. Me: face palm
I was picking up a jug of lemonade at Walgreens (being that it was the closest store) and gave the cashier a $5 bill. Some strange force came out of me, and I felt comfortable with the man, and said "Here's a Lincoln." He replies,
"I'd personally prefer a Cadillac, but I'll take a Lincoln."
Everyone behind me in line groaned while the cashier and I laughed hysterically.
Trying to make it to the theater on time for a show, with my 12 year old daughter next to me, stuck behind a very slow-moving Cadillac Escalade. Suddenly I throw up some gang symbols and scream "Yo, move it, Escalade, befo things get... Escaladed!"
Daughter goes "omigod" and buries her face in her hands.
My mom and dad were talking about my great uncle, who has cataracts.
My mom: "He has cataracts but he's working on getting them removed"
Dad: "Well maybe he could find a nice Toyota after he sells those cataracts."