If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac

We’d have a pink car-nation!

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👤︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
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What do you call a woman who drives a Cadillac?

An Escalady.

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👤︎ u/thecatsmilkdish
📅︎ May 19 2018
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I saw two Cadillacs on my way to work today...

Thank God the situation didn't Escalade any further!

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👤︎ u/BigBlueBuffBoi
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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What do you call Cadillacs with staircases on the back?

Escaladors.

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👤︎ u/rabbittexpress
📅︎ Dec 28 2016
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It's not a Cadillac son . . .
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👤︎ u/jacks_312
📅︎ Jan 29 2016
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My recliner and I go way back.
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👤︎ u/ccarron16
📅︎ Oct 08 2017
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A blind man walks by a fish market. What does he say?

Hello ladies!

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👤︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
📅︎ Dec 02 2017
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Dad Co-worker

Him: Do you know what our country would be of we all drove pink Cadillacs? A Pink carnation. Me: face palm

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👤︎ u/Zarlyn118
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Walgreens cashier got me today.

I was picking up a jug of lemonade at Walgreens (being that it was the closest store) and gave the cashier a $5 bill. Some strange force came out of me, and I felt comfortable with the man, and said "Here's a Lincoln." He replies,

"I'd personally prefer a Cadillac, but I'll take a Lincoln."

Everyone behind me in line groaned while the cashier and I laughed hysterically.

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👤︎ u/jon_alel
📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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I am guilty of a dad joke

Trying to make it to the theater on time for a show, with my 12 year old daughter next to me, stuck behind a very slow-moving Cadillac Escalade. Suddenly I throw up some gang symbols and scream "Yo, move it, Escalade, befo things get... Escaladed!"

Daughter goes "omigod" and buries her face in her hands.

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👤︎ u/Rupispupis
📅︎ Nov 16 2015
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I knew it was a matter of time before my dad made these jokes.

My mom and dad were talking about my great uncle, who has cataracts.

My mom: "He has cataracts but he's working on getting them removed"

Dad: "Well maybe he could find a nice Toyota after he sells those cataracts."

(Cadillacs)

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👤︎ u/2_F_Jeff
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