The Cadillac Puns

A list of puns related to "The Cadillac"

If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac

We’d have a pink car-nation!

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👤︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you call Cadillacs with staircases on the back?

Escaladors.

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👤︎ u/rabbittexpress
📅︎ Dec 28 2016
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I am guilty of a dad joke

Trying to make it to the theater on time for a show, with my 12 year old daughter next to me, stuck behind a very slow-moving Cadillac Escalade. Suddenly I throw up some gang symbols and scream "Yo, move it, Escalade, befo things get... Escaladed!"

Daughter goes "omigod" and buries her face in her hands.

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👤︎ u/Rupispupis
📅︎ Nov 16 2015
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