I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyjets4life6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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TIL that academy award winning actor Bruce Dern was originally a train engineer.

Dern tootin’!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Did you hear that spandex got nominated for an academy award?

It's for best supporting roles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitethunder9
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My wife insisted she has nudist genes

I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans

Edit: there->their

Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S93C141
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Did you guys hear they're making the Oscars significantly shorter this year?

It's the 90 second Academy Awards.

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