What do you call a horse with vertigo?

A horse unstable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBoneMKE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My dad told me he was suffering from vurtago* today.

*That's a bad spell of vertigo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petros86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Been having dizzy spells today

My wife just asked me if my vertigo had improved.
Me: "yeah, it's a lot better now"
Her: "so it's vertigone then!"

I'm so proud

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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A customer got me with this one today

I opened the drive thru window to take his card and I got a bit light headed. I took a step back and balanced myself and waited for it to pass. After it did I took the man's card and said "sorry I got vertigo for a second" and he replied with "where do you gotta go?" With a big grin on his face. It took me a second to catch the wordplay but it made my night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0510521
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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