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Tinnitus Puns

A list of puns related to "Tinnitus"

I called the tinnitus hotline

But it just kept ringing

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Never ring the tinnitus helpline.

It just rings and rings.

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👤︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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I tried calling the tinnitus help line.

There was no answer, it just kept ringing.

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👤︎ u/LongDecision1
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why is tinnitus a good guest for your holiday party?

It specializes in ringing in the new ear!

Shoutout to my coworker for coming up with half of this amazing joke

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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My brother and his wife decided to name their baby boy Tinnitus.

He claims it has a nice ring to it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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From r/tinnitus reddit.com/r/tinnitus/com…
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👤︎ u/Kangamooo
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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When you fall asleep with tinnitus, your day is ending on a high note.
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👤︎ u/InDavidableWrex
📅︎ Feb 10 2016
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A son walks up to his father and tells him his ears are ringing and that he might have tinnitus.

The father asks him if it's barely noticeable or if it's unbearable. The son tells him it's not unbearable, but it's definitely noticeable. The father tells him, "It's probably not tinnitus. Sounds more like fiveitus."

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👤︎ u/erroneousEmu
📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely

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👤︎ u/EggNogAgenda
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and my ears started ringing

Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.

(I'll see myself out)

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👤︎ u/thirteen_20
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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My dad goes to the doctor because he had a ringing in his ear.

The doctor says: “sir you have tinnitus.”

My dad replied: “that’s impossible! I only have two eyes!”

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.

It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Just called the tinnitus help line...

But, it just kept ringing.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Just called the tinnitus help line...

It just kept on ringing.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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I called the Tinnitus helpline today,

but it just kept ringing!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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I called the tinnitus help line

It kept ringing

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👤︎ u/FlopScratch
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Tried calling the tinnitus helpline...

But it just kept ringing.

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👤︎ u/imahntr
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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I called the tinnitus hotline

It didn't stop ringing

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👤︎ u/Assfrontation
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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