Tinnitus Puns

But, it just kept ringing.

It specializes in ringing in the new ear!

Shoutout to my coworker for coming up with half of this amazing joke

He claims it has a nice ring to it.

It didn't stop ringing

The father asks him if it's barely noticeable or if it's unbearable. The son tells him it's not unbearable, but it's definitely noticeable. The father tells him, "It's probably not tinnitus. Sounds more like fiveitus."

You just have to listen varicosely

The doctor says: “sir you have tinnitus.”

My dad replied: “that’s impossible! I only have two eyes!”

It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus

How do you kill a blue elephant?

• With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a white elephant?

• Choke him till he turns blue, then use a blue elephant gun.

Did you know elephants paint their toenails to hide in bags of skittles? No? Have you ever seen an elephant in a bag of skittles? NO? WELL I GUESS IT WORKS!

All the guys in highschool band would call me a girl whenever my stomach would hurt after playing an instrument too long.

• Why'd it hurt your stomach? Minstrel Cramps.

I brought a girl over once and her name is Jessica. My father has a pretty severe case of tinnitus where he hears about 5-6 different tones at any given time. She announced her name and he thought it was Melissa for a few minutes. Eventually she corrected him.

He stared at her blankly for a moment and then asked, "Why'd you change your name Melissa? I think Melissa is a much nicer name."

Goddamnitdadwhyyoudothistome.

These are only a few. I practice very hard every day with my friends to become as punny and corny as a father should be with jokes. Someday I'll make him proud.

but it just kept ringing!

It kept ringing

But it just kept ringing.