Reading Reddit in the bathroom causes numbness in the legs.
I can't stand it anymore.
Science puns make me numb
But math puns make me number.
I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
Some puns are so bad, when I hear them I feel numb
When I hear a math pun, I feel number
tbh, all the jokes in /r/dadjokes are pretty numb
the jokes in /r/mathjokes are number.
Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
My wife left me because I made too many Linkin Park references
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
Linkin Park have a song called Numb, but to me their In The End is Number song
Could say he was Numb to all the puns.
Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
I'm watching a film called Numbing Cream.
When I woke up this morning I felt numb...
And when I looked at the digits of my phone
showing 06:42 I started feeling even number.
Most puns make me feel numb...
Mathematics jokes make me feel number.
I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!
So, I went to my doctor today due to a constant headache. He told me I should drink more scrumpy to numb it and I asked "Wouldn't that just make me drunk?"
He told me "Oh, that's just a cider-effect".
I haven't felt myself since I dropped numbing cream all over my body.
So I was scrambling some eggs this morning and if you know me, I like my eggs real scrambled. So I was going at these eggs hard, using all of my muscle to whisk these bad boys, when suddenly my arm goes numb and I passed out.
I guess you could say I “over-eggxerted” myself.
I bought some numbing cream the other day but it didn't work at all.
I still cried at my grandmother's funeral
Have you ever used an ice pack for a headache?
You should try it. It's a mind numbing experience.
My fingers always go numb on the ride into work
Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome
My numbing cream business is failing.
I've been feeling the pinch lately.
There's this guy I ride to work with who's hands go numb whenever the road goes underground.
He's got car pool tunnel syndrome.
A few puns make me numb.
But math puns make me number.
Most puns make me go numb
Math puns make me go number
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
A few puns make me numb
But math puns make me number
Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Some jokes make me feel numb.
But math jokes make me feel number.
Reading all these posts makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number
A few puns make me numb
But math puns make me number
While most puns make me numb...
While most puns make me feel numb
Math puns make me feel number
Puns make me numb...
... but math puns make me number.
Reading all these puns makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics puns makes me go number
Puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number.
Anasthetic puns make me numb,
But arithmetic puns make me number
Most puns make me feel numb.
Math posts make me feel number.
While most puns make me feel numb,
Mathematics puns always make me feel number.
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