A squid seaman cried helplessly:

"I've lost my ten tackles!"

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My sick gf got me with this one over the phone

Her in her sick and helpless voice: My nose has been running all day!

Me: aww that really sucks.

Her: catch it

Me: what...?? Catch a cold??

Her: Nooo! Catch my nose!

I was proud

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