I’ve lost count of the times I forgot
Yet another job lost to machines
I was walking past the river today and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. Then, he asked if I liked his net. When he continued on and asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish he had caught, I finally lost it and shouted...
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
My friend David lost his ID today
You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...
I was reading a book in Braille, but I lost my place.
I know it was somewhere on this page, but I just can’t put my finger on it.
I lost my thesaurus.
I don't have a word to describe how upset I am.
Did you hear about the cheese that lost it’s mind?
It was placed in Emmental ward to recover
I lost the clicker to my television, but I found it...
It was in some remote area
The trail blazer lost his Christmas spirit.
I lost my pizza cutter last night...
so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife
I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.
Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...
What do you call a fly that lost it's wings...
For most people when you lose your 'khakis', you have lost your pants.
But, when you're from Boston and you lose your 'khakis', you can't start your car.
Perdue and Loeffler lost the Georgia race
And I’m laughing my Ossoff
I was driving from Illinois to Oklahoma but I got lost.
I've been in a state of Missouri ever since.
Guys I think we lost 2020...
I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his contact lenses?
Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?
What did the fog say to his long lost friend the tree?
What do you call a dinosaur who lost his glasses?
Lost one of my AirPods
Now I call the other one Highlander
I’ve since changed the name to:
“Lance Armstrong’s Testes”
I’m calling next year 2020 lost...
I refuse to say 2020 won!
What do you call a lost wolf?
My brother lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible auto accident.
I lost my train of thought
Sorry guys , I just lost my Virg-
My wife said, “I think I lost my datebook. Do you know where it is?”
I said, “I think..you may have a hidden agenda.”
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
So I lost my Mood Ring today...
I'm not so sure how I feel about that.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What did the taxidriver say, when he lost his Will to do his Job?
Please end My Chauffeuring!
Where did the shepherd take his sheep after it got lost and nearly died of hypothermia?
My friend David lost his ID,
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way....
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
While driving from Oklahoma to Illinois, I got lost on the way.
I've been in a state of Missouri ever since.
My friend David lost his ID during a trip.
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