Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
We lost a chicken yesterday.
If you get lost in the Canadian wilderness, don’t panic unless you see at least one grizzly.
I lost my job at the bank
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
I lost my left nut to a cancer scare. So now when someone asks me how I am
I can say "I am all right. Literally"
I lost the tips of my feet in an accident, and later when I told my friend what happened he suddenly punched me.
Turns out he’s lack-toes intolerant
What do you call a lost wolf?
I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction.
I'm going to try and win her back.
My Aunt lost her battle to beat Mesothelioma cancer.
She did Asbestos she could.
Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
I entered the national rage competition after being told I was easily angered, but lost to a guy who was much angrier than me.
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
I’ve lost count of the times I forgot
I just lost my intestines.
From Endgame until Sam Wilson took up the shield, the MCU lost its greatest hero.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
I lost my dolphin.
I no longer have a porpoise in life.
Did you hear the one about the Seal that lost an electron?
Poor thing turned into a sea lion.
I lost one of my wife's audio books.
I know I will never hear the end of it!!
My friend lost my dog’s food
Now I’ve got a bone to pick with her
What do you call a magician that lost his magic?
My Stepdad was a Magician who lost his Magic and became a Guard instead
I tried street racing once and lost.
I was out of breath after two blocks, but the street kept going for miles.
Don't tell jokes about lost USPS parcels.
I lost my mood ring
I’m not sure how I feel about it
Where do mollusks go to find lost luggage?
My girlfriend wanted to get vaccinated in Rio de Janeiro but instead lost all her hair
She asked for the Brazilian vax
I lost my Tic Tacs today....
Now, I'm looking for replacemints.
After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
I lost big at the horse races tonight.
They were so much faster than me.
What do you call someone who just lost their last 5 cents?
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you’d get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
What does a man who lost his watch say?
I don't have time for this!
My dog lost his favorite toy this week...
I had to have my pet centipede put to sleep this week, after he lost 84 of his limbs.
The vet said, he was on his last legs.
Yet another job lost to machines
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car
What do you call a man who lost his car?
What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
What would call a Mexican who lost his car.
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?
I lost my Tic Tacs today.
Now I'm looking for replacemints.
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