My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn’t afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,
I need a ladder, but can't afford one.
So, steps will have to be taken.
I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.
I can’t afford expensive art
I couldn’t afford to pay my electric bill in college
Those were pretty dark times
Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.
My how the stables have turned.
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
There's a town named Phenix in Alabama - they couldn't afford to pay for another vowel.
Turns out they don't accept I O U's.
In college, my roommates and I were so poor that we could not afford to pay our electric bills.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
I paid off my new limousine up front, but now I can't afford to hire a driver. So much money spent.
And nothing to chauffeur it.
In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill
Those were the darkest days of my life
If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:
Take the bowl, buy the horns .
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
My turtle was upset.. he couldnt afford the new shell-phone
My uncle can't afford a toilet, so he has to use a bucket.
We all have to make do sometimes.
My mattress is starting to hurt my back, but I don’t know if I can afford a new one.
I think I’ll just sleep on it.
My doctor says I need an operation, but I can't afford it. I asked the doctor if it was something I could do on my own.
LPT: If you can't afford to heat your bedroom there are some places in the room that are warmer then others.
The corners for example are always 90 degrees
"I can't afford to do an apprenticeship," said my son.
I said, "Do an apprenticeraft then."
One for the orchestral dads: What should you do if you can't afford a fancy trumpet?
Finally! A Nintendo Switch I can afford! (r/gaming)
How can flames afford to be so bright?
My woodwind instrument couldn't afford to pay the rent.
I told my dad GoPro was coming out with a cheap less advanced camera so we could afford it...
his reply: what are they calling it, go amateur?
What do you call an artist that is always annoyed because they can't afford to own expensive artwork?
I couldn't afford the trip to Hawaii
I had to put it on "leiaway"
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “Get well soon” card
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “Get well soon” card
My friend told me he could no longer afford his water bill...
So I got him a card that says "get well soon"
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
EDIT: HOLY my first award! Thankyou stranger!
In college I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
My friend couldn't afford his water bill
So I sent him a get well soon card
My friend couldn't afford his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.
So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
My friend couldn't afford his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
At University I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill..
Those were the darkest days of my life.
My friend couldn't afford his water bill last month. So I sent him a "Get Well Soon" Card.
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