I need pun help.🍞

I need bread puns for any scenario. I really want one for a greeting like saying hello with 🍞. Thank you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoctor4747
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Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SushiWillBangU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Need puns for the name Aayushi. Any creative heads awake?
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Dear punners, my biology class has to decorate our door. We will make a bunch of snowglobes out of petri dishes. But i need Pun! Help?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keishii10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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need puns for gnctr team name

hey guys my team is deciding on a team name on Thursday and I thought I could consult the pun masters of reddit to get the ball rolling. The name usually dictates the theme our team has for the competition and the name is usually a pun of toboggan or sled, previous examples jursled park, this one time at bogg camp, Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost sled. obviously these aren't the best puns so I feel like getting a good one would really sell it this year. thanks!

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[Request] I need puns based off the name 'Meriem'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapidracim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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Help! I need puns about puzzles!

Context: There is an upcoming 250 piece puzzle-making competition at work where teams compete to be the fastest puzzle-solvers. It is a corporate activity. I'm writing the invitation to be distributed and I want to get people participating. Help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shilreddit
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Reddit, my oldest friend ever got a boob job. I need puns to insert into every conversation I can.

Throwaway here... But what puns come to mind that you'd say to your best girlfriend to make playful fun to her about her boobs?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2011
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Need pun help! (See text for more info)

I need a pun that has to do with either hands/arms/fingers + Cajun cuisine.

Really stumped on this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alsoodani
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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Can yall help me with a class project? I need puns about ACLs (ligament). Torn or untorn is fine.

Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scanlansam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Need Pun Help!

Trying to think of a name for a shop that sells healthy protein shakes but has a hooters-like atmosphere. I am usually good with this kind of thing. But I'm all shook up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shahecooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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I need pun ideas to draw!

Guys and Gals! I am bored at work and want to practice my drawing, give me pun ideas to illustrate!, I cant guarantee they will be good but ill endevour to try to draw every suggestion and reply with a picture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorkMode
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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Need pun confirmation

Ok, so it was valentines day and a guy says "well its lovely to see you again", is it a pun? I am under the impression it's a loose one, but I hate it so much that I think I've been blinded into thinking it's not. Valentine's/ "lovely"....

Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJohnThompson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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So I made a character who's into axes... I need puns and jokes... About axes! (x-post /r/DnD) reddit.com/r/DnD/comments…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slashgate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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[Request] Need dad-quality puns!

Hello fathers and fellow lovers of dadjokes! I am in need of your collective wit. You see, my friends did not get the hint that it was a bad idea to do this last time, and yet have foolishly asked me to house sit for them again. I've decided to prank them again (because I'm a wonderful friend), and this time I am turning their house into a house of puns. I need puns I can practically make. Here are a couple examples:

"While you guys were out I think your milk went bad..." draw on milk carton a bandanna, scruff, and a gun tucked into its logo

Move any of their jars in front of their bedroom door.

A map starting from their router.

Things like that. They have a pool, two labs, but otherwise have a pretty standard living arrangement. However, I don't want to mess with their computers as their occupations have some sensitive materials on them.

I struggled with what sub to reach out too with this post, so thank you all who reddit. You're fantastic folk, the lot of you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ser_Capelli
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GF- β€œWhy do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

BF- β€œ Our relationship is what? Over.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syniss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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We need to crack down on Marijuana usage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamieisntgay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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Who needs Proteins when you have BROteins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwasiuman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16
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How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?

239.

Because one more would be too farty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25
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I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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We all need a love like that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aliciab12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14
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Water pup needs help
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNeutralParty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28
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My deaf girlfriend just told me, β€œWe need to talk.”

That is not a good sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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I need a good pun.

Give me your best golf/pirate puns. All I can think of is High Tees (high seas) or something about a hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icecoast44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13
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Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?

I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.

"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.

Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikomiji
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25
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What do seals do when they need medical attention?

Sea kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNeutralParty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28
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That safaris I need to go
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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyonstom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28
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Need some good puns when I whip this bad boy out on the course today. Help me out you geniuses!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mac-n-treez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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Lately my family have been telling me I need new glasses

But I really don't see the problem

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We all need some octopuns in our life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweet-tooth05
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My wife hates all these word play jokes, she said I need to stop

I replied: I can’t! Im addicted, how can I quit?

She said β€œany means necessary”

β€œNo it doesn’t” I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25
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Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenithh7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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Can You Let Me Out? I Need Teepee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polarpar100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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When the view is so good that you need to invent a new phrase to describe it !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stunning-Title
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20
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Someone needs to make this happen [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1KentuckyBoy1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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I need a dentist appointment.

Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?

No, I dont need that many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amnzul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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We need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it

The current version has a nasty virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachmann99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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This dude needs a medal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheyCallMehDavid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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All you need
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
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This joke may need a little work... I was going to throw a costume party this Halloween...

But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.

This is the part that may need work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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the truth is what we need
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awal0124
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I need help from all the dads out there...

You are tasked with making an advertisement for an amusement park, however you want to make it to STOP people from coming to the carnival... I'm curious to see your advertisements, also try to keep the jokes under 50 words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brilliance79
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of

Allaskya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20
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You need to stop talking to me about vegetables.

I just don’t carrot all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yurpy_Snog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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The doctor insisted I take a milk bath, so I asked her if it need to be pasteurized...

She said no, just above the knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spanky2222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"

My response: "144? That's a gross"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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A little punny poem about love. We all need more love right now :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l17charlie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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True story. Needs your help to decide.

Driving home from the beach last week, my son said he'd like to sky dive. I told him he was crazy. And (here's where we need help) said "I'm not scared of heights". I said "neither am I. I'm scared of widths". We both laughed and couldn't decide if it was indeed a dad joke or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murfstax
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18
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late night when i need your love
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siyuki7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Need shredded cheese but only have a block?

Use the block to play your guitar really hard...

Shred it......

Cheesy I know, but I think it's gouda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02
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what music band always needs change for 100 dollar bills?

breaking benjamin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrongnaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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I need a walking stick, and fast.

I’m in a hurrycane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AreARetard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17
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What does a Greek machine need to work?

Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolf6513
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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You need to serve justice cold

because if you serve it warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dog_food1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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Can You Let Me Out? I Need Teepee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polarpar100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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What does a one-armed person has no need for?

A second hand watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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Need Help Identifying a Dad Joke

When going through some of my deceased father's things, I found a card that says "Gold Mouse Story" and "Do you have a little gold Mexican?". This is sort of a shorthand he used to jot down jokes on index cards - a short description and the punchline.

I have no idea what this might refer to so I am asking here. Does this sound familiar? I apologize in advance if it turns out to be racist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fleurreddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18
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What does a Turkish kid say to his mom when he needs to do chores in the summer:

I dont’t wanna do it, it’s sho warm ma!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joepeR2086
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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What's it called when a Tibetan monk wants to kill a colleague, but needs spiritual preparation first?

A premeditated murder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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How much room do fungi need to grow

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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God, they are invading us: we need LAW & ORDER!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkaGurGor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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Why do birds always need to go to the doctor?

Because they constantly have the flew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerb99meister
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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I need someone who can help me fix my bike

It won’t stand up on its own anymore

It’s two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onemangang15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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Not a joke: does anyone have any Dad jokes that I can use on my 5-year-old? I see maybe one joke per week on here that she would understand. Do we need a r/youngerdadjokes?

Punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tippopotamus
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Daughter, 6, getting her hair brushed this morning: β€œDad, I need a new bum”

Me, eyebrow raised: β€œAnd why is that sweetheart?”

Her: β€œBecause mine has a crack in it!”

I actually laughed. I don’t really know where she heard the joke or if she even knows why it’s funny, but it’s a good start to the day.

Proud dad moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azureal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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I hate people who keep telling me that I need to be saved or else I'm going to burn.

Stupid Firemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCRAPP13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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I need your jokes

My gf is on her period. I have been telling her all day period puns and jokes. I am all out and i need your help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FellowCat69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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The password is β€œyou need to buy a drink first” for people who don’t get it
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nadva
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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I think im gonna need to buy some adderall for my camera

Because its having trouble focusing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshd175
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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My buddy just told me he needs major surgery: he's having half his intestine removed.

(excuse my grammar that should be a semi-colon)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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i need dad jokes for my discord bot

well i made a discord bot and i added a dadjoke command. welp nobody was enjoying the lack of dad jokes. any one got some good dad jokes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L0nkie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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I need to cook faster.

I’m running out of thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yurastupidbitch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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Does anybody need an ark?

I Noah guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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(Not a Dad Joke) I need a good list of the best dad jokes you guys have

It’s for a discord bot I’m going to put in a server full of people who could use some dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Defineoutdoors
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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My wife is making masks. Does anyone need one?

Or are you covered?

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Car salesman: So it's a great car, everything you need

Customer: Cargo space?

Car salesman: Car no go space, car go road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malborohoho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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My wife groans every time we need to find the car keys...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brewtality
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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What condiment needs to go to the restroom the most?

Must-turd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kblom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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I dont need kidneys

I already have grown up knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandknewcar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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Doesn't he need to change? I bet his best friend's name is penny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puffskeleton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?

It's easy to get carried away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aelbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.

Our slogan would be, β€œThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.

I told him, "My door is always open".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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I need puns about stepping on a nail

My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.

I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.

Any help is really appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojo1999
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I NEED PUNS FOR VALENTINES DAY FOR CLASS! MY TEACHER IS MAKING ME MAKE CARDS!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarHeartCypher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I work at a door factory. I will be leaving employment there on Tuesday. I need them to "love me" I need puns stat!

Sorry, but all I have is, I need ADOORable puns.

Thank you guys, keep it coming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ldr_Jag_Man
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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I need puns about wheel chocks! The more terrible they are the better!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shuswaplake
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2015
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I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.

Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prg13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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