How I learned my father was like a genie, be very specific about what you say

A few years ago I was feeling slightly ill but I was playing it up because I did not want to go to school.

On the phone

Me: Dad I feel really sick

Dad: Do you think you will need to go to a walk in

Me: I think so

Dad: Well I am working right now would you like me to call you an ambulance?

Me: Yeah

Dad: YOU'RE AN AMBULANCE YOU'RE AN AMBULANCE

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