I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
Because it's been 15 minutes and you haven't stopped talking!
(This is a joke my dad said to me last night. He's 85 and in failing health so to hear him crack this joke really made me laugh & smile. Then this morning he called me saying he couldn't sleep last night because he worried the joke offended me. I told him hell no...it was hilarious! I love my dad!)
The doctor said “Quit Stalin”
I’m pretty vein about it
The swimming sPOOL.
He wanted to be a pop star.
Needles to say it was a tough time of my life
It just gets under my skin.
She said, “ Sure. Knock yourself out.”
I thought I had some good points, but he wasn’t hearing it.
Sew to speak.
He just couldn’t see the point anymore.
I get stuck at work a lot.
They seem pointless.
it becomes a Popcorn
Girlfriend: I bought some new needles at target earlier. Me: That's cool baby. Are they good needles or are they just....sew sew.
You'll sew be left in stitches.
Wife: Last time I bought these, they were packaged 3 to a pack, but now they only come 2 per pack. Me: Sheesh....talk about inflation.
So my mom just told my dad easy on the wine.
His response was puring wine into the glass slower. Classic dad.
He won't stop referring to him as Eye-Stick Newton.
I just don't see the point.