I just don't see the point.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
Why are Santas reindeer generally drenched with water?
Because they are rain-deer.
Why did Santa have to visit the psychologist?
He had low elf esteem.
Why are Christmas trees so uncoordinated when it comes to sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a hungry mosquito?
What did Adam say to Eve on the night before Christmas day?
It's Christmas Eve!
Guess that was my last stitch effort.
I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.
Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG
Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.
He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.
"Robert your machine is broken!"
"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"
"I need you to make it sew!"
I read it from cover to cover
Followed by: I have another book on sewing
It kept me on pins and needles
Girlfriend: I bought some new needles at target earlier. Me: That's cool baby. Are they good needles or are they just....sew sew.
At dinner, my mom was telling us a story of one of her kids (she works as a teacher) and how she accidentally sewed some string into her pants. This followed:
Me: Wow, that's sew funny!
Dad: Needle-less to say, I hope she was alright
Me: You have a point there
I don't believe anything else was said after that