My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worst student she's ever had.
Oops... sorry, wrong thread !
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
What did the nun say as she sat down at the sewing machine?
This could be habit forming.
Yesterday was national sewing day..
I've got a date with a woman form the sewing machine factory.
Why are pine trees bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!!
I thought my girlfriend looked like she wanted to get back into sewing clothes...
At least that's the way she seamed...
I was using my sewing machine the other day and started making musical notes, then i realized....
I shoplifted a sewing machine yesterday but I’m really regretting it.
It just doesn’t seam right.
I recently took a job writing jingles for a sewing machine company.
Why did the woman felt uncomfortable whilst sewing
I saw a raccoon with a sewing machine, I asked my wife "Does that raccoon know how to sew?"
She said, "That's how it seams"
Why arent sewing classes called heminars?
Three sewing machines walk into a bar
The first says to the second, “Are you a Singer?”
The second replies, “Why, Janome?”
The third remarks, “Oh, Brother!”
I knew a tailor who was depressed before he went to sewing school
I thought about cracking a joke to my wife’s sewing club, but decided against it.
They were already in stitches.
My wife’s sewing machine isn’t working right
Not sure what’s wrong, it just seams a little off.
Have you heard of the Roman god of sewing?
His name is Uripides (you rippa dees)
It's the size of a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine.
Did you hear about the woman who won first place in a sewing contest without using any thread?
Her performance was seamless.
What organization is best at helping people with all of their sewing and stitching projects?
I bought my wife a used industrial sewing machine the other day. I asked if she liked it and she told me she's only used it once
My friend got mad at me yesterday and I don't know why. He had just picked up a sewing machine and was telling me how exited he was to start sewing, so naturally I asked:
The Wife: "I got a side job sewing infinity scarves."
Me: When will it end?
Wife: What do you mean?
She laughed a minute later.
Have you guys heard about the new see-through sewing needles?
I just don't see the point.
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
My sewing instructor just told me that I’m the worst student she has ever seen.
My mate composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
My sewing instructor thinks I’m the worst student she has ever seen.
I need help with my sewing
I write songs about sewing machines !
I need help with my sewing
I write songs about sewing machines.
Everyone in my sewing class thinks I’m the worst they have ever seen.
I write songs about sewing machines...
I write songs about sewing machines.
my friend writes tunes about sewing machines
she's a Singer songwriter
Why did the nun become addicted to sewing?
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