My sewing instructor just told me that I’m the worst student she has ever seen.

Shit. Wrong thread.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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So

At my work, people say "so" a lot to jump into conversations. Like, "so, what I thought was . . . " For some reason, whenever people say this, the thought that is triggered in my mind is "sew buttons on your underwear."

Thanks Dad.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/sincerelydon
šŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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A stitch in time

Out to lunch with a friend when he noticed a button was coming lose from his jacket.

Me: "you should learn how to sew, I've saved so much..."

Him: "so many"

Me: "yes, I do sew many clothes"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Cactaur_jack
šŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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