I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine

She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotcheetopuffs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What did the nun say as she sat down at the sewing machine?

This could be habit forming.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I've got a date with a woman form the sewing machine factory.

She seams nice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I was using my sewing machine the other day and started making musical notes, then i realized....

I'm a Singer songwriter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullet_Catcher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I shoplifted a sewing machine yesterday but I’m really regretting it.

It just doesn’t seam right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gear99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I recently took a job writing jingles for a sewing machine company.

I’m a Singer songwriter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I saw a raccoon with a sewing machine, I asked my wife "Does that raccoon know how to sew?"

She said, "That's how it seams"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Three sewing machines walk into a bar

The first says to the second, β€œAre you a Singer?”

The second replies, β€œWhy, Janome?”

The third remarks, β€œOh, Brother!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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My wife’s sewing machine isn’t working right

Not sure what’s wrong, it just seams a little off.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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It's the size of a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellABunk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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I bought my wife a used industrial sewing machine the other day. I asked if she liked it and she told me she's only used it once

But it seems strong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rTheWorst
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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My friend got mad at me yesterday and I don't know why. He had just picked up a sewing machine and was telling me how exited he was to start sewing, so naturally I asked:

Sew what?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineverreadit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inLikeCyn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My mate composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chown-root
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I write songs about sewing machines !

I'm a singer songwriter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I write songs about sewing machines.

I'm a Singer songwriter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I write songs about sewing machines...

I’m a Singer songwriter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_MADMAN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I write songs about sewing machines.

I'm a singer songwriter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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my friend writes tunes about sewing machines

she's a Singer songwriter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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