A godsend thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubblyPotato_
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A simple pun sparked a beautiful thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerlinhammy
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This entire thread of car puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/explodingbrick938
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This thread is a goldmine
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Just came across a pun thread on r/dadjokes....thought it belonged here.Enjoy :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vradenee
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found this in a comment thread lmao
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πŸ‘€︎ u/solid_salad
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Why did the farmer keep putting spools of thread into the gas tank of his tractor?

Someone told him it was a sowing machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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The Great Insect Pun Thread

Start praying man, β€˜tis the season.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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"No Time To Die" movie is delayed. Thread goes full-pun mode
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spirit_bullet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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This thread is very pinteresting..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
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I found this on my girl's dress, and she told me to post a thread on Reddit. She's so punny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneWhoOlives
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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This whole thread about a guy who smuggled eels is gold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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This thread.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToddTwoTails
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Pun thread chapter 1
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Did y'all hear about that man who said he made thread for a living?

It turns out he was just spinning a yarn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcceptableBook
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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I saw a thread at reddit

Threaddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HogeHeer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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This has got to be the longest pun thread I've seen, yet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Spooky name thread: I'll start with "Doug Grave".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubbernipple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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This pun thread is very juicy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metheist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Comment from a thread on cat scans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManicMonocle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Seriously, children are not allowed in this thread

No kid in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hank_the_Hand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Phenomenal twitter thread imgur.com/a/2B1YBYh/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aus10w
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Bee-youtiful pun thread found in the wild...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ULostMyUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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My dad might be a living reddit thread. He sent me some new cookware recently.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pheasantsir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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Yemen. I'm China figure out why this thread lasted so long
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stolen_Burrito
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Found on an Apple thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoSatellite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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How did the thread get to school?

On the spool bus πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plotinus99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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This entire thread is gold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gliese_436b
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I was urchin to keep scrolling down this thread, but you sea, I kept herring that the puns got more and more carp. v.redd.it/ypd18apxdu531
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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On a thread about quarantining a water drinking subreddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSpiral
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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r/AskReddit celebration thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1234filip
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A daily pun thread

I propose we start a daily competition.

Each day the winner of the pervious days thread provides the word for the day.

Then you lovely lot will go off into reddit and try make the best pun around that word/phrase you can, and link your best result in that days thread. The comment with the most up votes wins for the day. Only one pun per account per day.

Ill start with a relatively easy one: Pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biddlyboing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Funny one I found on a Facebook thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckme_beautiful
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Where do the needle and thread go on a hot summer's day?

The swimming sPOOL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My wife bet me I couldn’t make a good joke on this thread
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The other threads are getting in on it now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DWN_SyndromeV9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My wife bet me I couldn’t make a good joke on this thread
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The thread on this r/AskReddit question: Married people of Reddit, what one piece of advice you wish you could give to yourself when you were single?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARandomOven
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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In the thread of an AskReddit, they're talking about pennies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnySwo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My sock hanging on by a thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SestoElement0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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[META] When a pun thread gets too long
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shvelo
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From an ask reddit thread imgur.com/MEZJ4R0
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Not to be self-congratulatory, but the comment thread on this post reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleT…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/confused_abyss
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It was my first day on the job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. My boss gave me the easiest, but most important, job on the assembly line. After a few hours, my boss frantically ran to my station to check in on me. "Why are you so far behind? Why are marbles and thread scattered everywhere?"

"Sorry boss... I just can't keep up! You told me to give each Elmo two test tickles!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolarBurrito
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Stumbled across this comment thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehCatalyst
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My gran only talks when I buy her a needle and thread. I guess I'm her little helper...

Sew to speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Did you hear about the woman who won first place in a sewing contest without using any thread?

Her performance was seamless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mighty_alicorn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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My friend and his wife posted on Facebook that they were beginning their Kilimanjaro climb. This comment thread that awaits them when they get back.

https://imgur.com/a/0v2Y4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hipcatjazzalot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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ethnic pun thread starts right... MAO!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanniD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2012
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bakery pun thread

I went to work at the bakery half baked and my boss said that he kneaded me to rise to my potential. I said, 'well sir, I only ever see you loafing around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayolalightblue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2012
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Hanging on by a thread imgur.com/oYCjTnn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deuceexmachina
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2016
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Artist pun thread Gogh!

Doesn't work if you're British because they pronounce it "goff" not "go" but I'll stop being a buzzkill. We need your best artist puns now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supremecrafters
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A hippy went to buy some threads...

...and he found just the pair he wanted on a market stall, so he asked the price and was told, "like, eighty dollars, man". He turned to his old lady for the bread and she was staring open-mouthed, and she whispered, "John, they're too much!". So John turned back to the stallholder and said, "crazy, man, I'll take two pairs".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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What happens if a thread full of stealth puns is upvoted for visibility?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kubrick_Fan
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from the ask reddit thread on lame jokes.
  • I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
  • This dyslexic man walks into a bra.
  • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
  • A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
  • What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
  • I wondered why the ball was getting bigger.
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cffff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2013
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Found on an /r/AskReddit thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bazmox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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Happened while reading this thread...

I was feeding my baby a bottle and my wife goes "what are you doing?"

"I'm reading r/dadjokes on Reddit."

"Well I'm hungry."

It's like God smiled down on me while I was reading dad jokes to bless me with possibly the greatest one of all time in context.

TL;DR Wife: I'm hungry Me: (you know what I said)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MellowrushGus22
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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[STICKIED THREAD]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Franks2000inchTV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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Old pun thread I rediscovered on Facebook. imgur.com/gallery/mbQKWYr
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
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Saw this in an askreddit thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockHardRetard
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/u/gmorales87 has an amazing dad joke in the askreddit thread about secrets of the airline industries!
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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Bear with the ins and outs of this needle and thread joke.

You'll sew be left in stitches.

Edit: phrasing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tatjewed
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A dad replied to a comment on a /r/AskReddit thread titled "Customers of restaurants that's appeared on Gordon Ramsey's kitchen nightmares, what was the food actually like before and after the show helped the resturant?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4stjtt/customers_of_restaurants_thats_appeared_on_gordon/d5c5il9?context=1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimothy_Chives
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2016
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Was having an epic pun thread before my friend gave it a go...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punoriginality
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2012
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goatsgomoo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juggalokingdom141
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u/Iowa25 just made an incredible pun on this thread. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. reddit.com/r/movies/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/603g
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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For my cakeday, I shall share the ever so rare MOMjoke. (in thread)

I was giving my mom some advise as she was buying a new car a few years ago. She brought up a car I thought would be an awesome car to own, and she shot me down...hard..

mom texts are cruel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornnndog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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A very... merry? Christmas pun thread reddit.com/r/WTF/comments…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_an_Owl
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I'm willing to bet this pun thread will be a hit here. reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWentOutside
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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X-post from r/funny...dad protesting water prices (direct thread link to avoid karma farming)

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4acp4c/when_dad_protests_water_prices/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpknives
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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Saw this on a recent thread, thought it belonged here.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2013
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Wisconsin Fishing thread turns into fishy pun thread. reddit.com/r/wisconsin/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomic1fire
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2012
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Dad joke found in an Askreddit thread regarding contracting herpes.

Well it started out as herpes. Guess it's ourpes now.

Creds to /u/straydog1980 for making my day.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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Great pun thread from r/truereddit reddit.com/r/TrueReddit/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmorales87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2012
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A pun thread that rhymes reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveJankowski1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2010
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2011
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This r/woodworking thread is a series of great dad jokes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grobota
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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Do you guys remember when Michael Bay appeared on a thread here in this sub?

The thread really blew up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DELIBIRD_RULEZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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Just seen in a askreddit thread. imgur.com/sizzKbm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawashb08a
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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A very progressive pun thread reddit.com/r/technology/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdshephe88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2009
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Bread/Alcohol Pun Thread reddit.com/r/pics/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goatsgomoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2011
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Dad joke in an AskReddit thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dameski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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Dad joke in the recent AskReddit Thread... reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComputerPlayerOne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2013
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The best Dad Joke ever appears in the 'Follow That Taxi' AskReddit thread...

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2k4l1v/taxi_drivers_of_reddit_have_you_ever_had_to/clhzwbw?context=1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tf2fan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2014
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Shared this in a math joke thread

A kid comes home from school. His dad asks him what he was studying. "Oh, geometry. You know, 'pi r^2', that kinda thing." His dad says, "Well shucks, I gotta get you outta that school. Everyone knows pie are round; cake are squared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwsullivan
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