A simple pun sparked a beautiful thread
This entire thread of car puns
This thread is a goldmine
Just came across a pun thread on r/dadjokes....thought it belonged here.Enjoy :)
found this in a comment thread lmao
Why did the farmer keep putting spools of thread into the gas tank of his tractor?
Someone told him it was a sowing machine.
The Great Insect Pun Thread
Start praying man, ‘tis the season.
"No Time To Die" movie is delayed. Thread goes full-pun mode
This thread is very pinteresting..
I found this on my girl's dress, and she told me to post a thread on Reddit. She's so punny.
This whole thread about a guy who smuggled eels is gold.
Did y'all hear about that man who said he made thread for a living?
It turns out he was just spinning a yarn
This has got to be the longest pun thread I've seen, yet
Spooky name thread: I'll start with "Doug Grave".
This pun thread is very juicy.
Comment from a thread on cat scans
Seriously, children are not allowed in this thread
Bee-youtiful pun thread found in the wild...
My dad might be a living reddit thread. He sent me some new cookware recently.
Yemen. I'm China figure out why this thread lasted so long
How did the thread get to school?
This entire thread is gold.
I was urchin to keep scrolling down this thread, but you sea, I kept herring that the puns got more and more carp. v.redd.it/ypd18apxdu531
On a thread about quarantining a water drinking subreddit
r/AskReddit celebration thread
A daily pun thread
I propose we start a daily competition.
Each day the winner of the pervious days thread provides the word for the day.
Then you lovely lot will go off into reddit and try make the best pun around that word/phrase you can, and link your best result in that days thread. The comment with the most up votes wins for the day. Only one pun per account per day.
Ill start with a relatively easy one:
Funny one I found on a Facebook thread
Where do the needle and thread go on a hot summer's day?
My wife bet me I couldn’t make a good joke on this thread
The other threads are getting in on it now
My wife bet me I couldn’t make a good joke on this thread
The thread on this r/AskReddit question: Married people of Reddit, what one piece of advice you wish you could give to yourself when you were single?
In the thread of an AskReddit, they're talking about pennies.
My sock hanging on by a thread
[META] When a pun thread gets too long
It was my first day on the job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. My boss gave me the easiest, but most important, job on the assembly line. After a few hours, my boss frantically ran to my station to check in on me. "Why are you so far behind? Why are marbles and thread scattered everywhere?"
"Sorry boss... I just can't keep up! You told me to give each Elmo two test tickles!"
Stumbled across this comment thread
My gran only talks when I buy her a needle and thread. I guess I'm her little helper...
Did you hear about the woman who won first place in a sewing contest without using any thread?
Her performance was seamless.
My friend and his wife posted on Facebook that they were beginning their Kilimanjaro climb. This comment thread that awaits them when they get back.
ethnic pun thread starts right... MAO!
bakery pun thread
I went to work at the bakery half baked and my boss said that he kneaded me to rise to my potential. I said, 'well sir, I only ever see you loafing around."
Artist pun thread Gogh!
Doesn't work if you're British because they pronounce it "goff" not "go" but I'll stop being a buzzkill. We need your best artist puns now!
A hippy went to buy some threads...
...and he found just the pair he wanted on a market stall, so he asked the price and was told, "like, eighty dollars, man". He turned to his old lady for the bread and she was staring open-mouthed, and she whispered, "John, they're too much!". So John turned back to the stallholder and said, "crazy, man, I'll take two pairs".
What happens if a thread full of stealth puns is upvoted for visibility?
from the ask reddit thread on lame jokes.
- I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
- This dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
- What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
- I wondered why the ball was getting bigger.
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Found on an /r/AskReddit thread
Happened while reading this thread...
I was feeding my baby a bottle and my wife goes "what are you doing?"
"I'm reading r/dadjokes on Reddit."
"Well I'm hungry."
It's like God smiled down on me while I was reading dad jokes to bless me with possibly the greatest one of all time in context.
Wife: I'm hungry
Me: (you know what I said)
Saw this in an askreddit thread
/u/gmorales87 has an amazing dad joke in the askreddit thread about secrets of the airline industries!
Bear with the ins and outs of this needle and thread joke.
You'll sew be left in stitches.
A dad replied to a comment on a /r/AskReddit thread titled "Customers of restaurants that's appeared on Gordon Ramsey's kitchen nightmares, what was the food actually like before and after the show helped the resturant?"
Was having an epic pun thread before my friend gave it a go...
For my cakeday, I shall share the ever so rare MOMjoke. (in thread)
I was giving my mom some advise as she was buying a new car a few years ago. She brought up a car I thought would be an awesome car to own, and she shot me down...hard..
mom texts are cruel
X-post from r/funny...dad protesting water prices (direct thread link to avoid karma farming)
Saw this on a recent thread, thought it belonged here.
Dad joke found in an Askreddit thread regarding contracting herpes.
Well it started out as herpes. Guess it's ourpes now.
Creds to /u/straydog1980 for making my day.
This r/woodworking thread is a series of great dad jokes.
Do you guys remember when Michael Bay appeared on a thread here in this sub?
The thread really blew up.
Dad joke in an AskReddit thread
The best Dad Joke ever appears in the 'Follow That Taxi' AskReddit thread...
Shared this in a math joke thread
A kid comes home from school. His dad asks him what he was studying. "Oh, geometry. You know, 'pi r^2', that kinda thing." His dad says, "Well shucks, I gotta get you outta that school. Everyone knows pie are round; cake are squared.