45 Hilarious Screw Thread Puns

Seth, better known as SaffronOlive, talking about the Arena economy and how it's designed to screw us (thread copied from MagicTCG) youtu.be/niNuKWeqNDs?t=31…

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👤︎ u/Shinjica

📅︎ Apr 22 2021

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One of my nuts (I know) had no thread. Took me way too long to figure out why I can’t screw it on...

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👤︎ u/rybavlimuzine

📅︎ May 08 2021

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What connector is this? It's about 3/4" in outer diameter. Has screw threads.

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👤︎ u/pyromaster114

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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Found this metal object in Auckland, New Zealand. Banana, Hot Wheels car and fruit pie for scale! Metal (brass?) with screw thread at the bottom and coloured plastic rings around shaft, some opaque, some transparent. Found on the shoreline at the Ōtuataua Stonefields reserve, near the airport.

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👤︎ u/McArgister

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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Stanley 4-1/2 and 5 thread type for smaller tote screw?

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👤︎ u/jimmycrawford

📅︎ Apr 30 2021

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My Space Pen is defective - No screw thread reddit.com/gallery/n9ro6y

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👤︎ u/Roonsworth

📅︎ May 11 2021

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Small metal bullet shaped object. Has a screw thread inside, and the numbers 18 153 140 on the side. 330ml can for scale. reddit.com/gallery/n5u5f2

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👤︎ u/sharksdrinklager

📅︎ May 05 2021

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Someone had a case of the Friday's and didn't add threads to this screw.

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👤︎ u/secondbanana7

📅︎ May 05 2021

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One of the screws I bought had no thread

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👤︎ u/MealieMeal

📅︎ May 05 2021

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Screw it, eevee discussion thread.

Discuss eevee here lol

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👤︎ u/i-like-fire-walter

📅︎ May 04 2021

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Stripped the thread of this screw hole... Any way to fix it?

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👤︎ u/PMghost

📅︎ Apr 09 2021

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Screw fell put while riding. Not sure how much riding was done since. Are the threads supposed to look like that? reddit.com/gallery/n29sp7

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👤︎ u/YetiUnicorn

📅︎ May 01 2021

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Can anyone help me identify this screw? T8 Torx head, 6.5mm total length, 2.15mm thread diameter, 3.5mm head diameter. imgur.com/a/ybY3djt/

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👤︎ u/rufus_slade

📅︎ May 12 2021

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This no-thread manufacturing error screw.

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👤︎ u/ShoddyFishBone

📅︎ May 03 2021

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Does anyone know where I can look to get some good quality mounting screws for my elite combat? I'd really like to find some that aren't from canik or vortex, both companies have sent me their mounting hardware and both of them I've had problems with. I just don't know the thread pitch and stuff.

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👤︎ u/Soul_Split

📅︎ Apr 25 2021

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Bought at flea market. It weighs 1.3 pounds (632.5 g). top screws to bottom, threads are precision. Holes for temper evident seal? My assumption-a sample container and given the robustness of the construction It is capable of withstanding great pressure or containing great pressure. reddit.com/gallery/n7tul7

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👤︎ u/OxygenSherpa

📅︎ May 08 2021

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I designed this “screw” toy that can thread clockwise and counterclockwise nuts. It’s extremely satisfying to play with. v.redd.it/7e8xri2x48661

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👤︎ u/bicapitate

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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How do I get these to thread/screw in? One snapped. imgur.com/gallery/Ln0vZ3h

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👤︎ u/messy_jesse

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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Check screws on props. Recently bought third party props for my mini 2 and one prop just popped off midair. Be careful with third party props as I believe they don't have thread lock v.redd.it/xy1uh84d8et61

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👤︎ u/FrostyZitty

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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Any ideas? A torch, tap with the rubber mallet the float bowl screw threads broke off.

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👤︎ u/KTMZD410

📅︎ Apr 26 2021

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My dad pulled a hot screw from a concrete roof and it burned his hand in such a way where you can see each individual thread

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👤︎ u/serifqw

📅︎ Apr 23 2021

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One of the screws we received at work didn’t have the threads cut into it.

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👤︎ u/extreme_diabetus

📅︎ Apr 19 2021

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A bolt gauge, used to determine the size and thread of unknown bolts and screws imgur.com/a/1HOXPmy/

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👤︎ u/neoconfection

📅︎ Mar 04 2021

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Weekly Thread: Saturday Screw-Ups

Any food related miss-haps this week?

Dump your homemade broth down the drain?
Forget your packed lunch at home?
Accidentally spend $20 on out-of-season grapes?

We all screw up from time to time!

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👤︎ u/AutoModerator

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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How do I get a front plate attached here? The holes are massive and screws never thread in.

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👤︎ u/celiab3delia

📅︎ Apr 22 2021

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Saturday Screw Around Thread

Welcome to the Saturday Screw Around Thread.

It is a designated zone for telling jokes, posting links to weird stuff, gushing about some new thing you learned, sharing songs and books and movies and such.

It is very similar in form and function to the Friday Fun Thread, with two crucial differences. One, it isn't for fun, it's for screwing around. And two, it happens on Saturday instead of Friday.

Go nuts. Or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

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👤︎ u/mcjunker

📅︎ May 08 2021

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I got an screw with no threads mixed in with the proper ones. The head was finished

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👤︎ u/HackTossle

📅︎ Apr 19 2021

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stripped fin screw thread - any ideas?

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👤︎ u/ROUGH_CUT_V1

📅︎ Apr 06 2021

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This samick KKT (Jinha) trem on my marlin has seen better days. The threads are stripped and the screws don’t bite into the grey part. Re-drill and re-tap threads for longer screws or replace trem? This design has a bad reputation for braking.

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👤︎ u/TheLeggacy

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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How do I remove a plastic flash hider from a plastic barrel without damaging the threads? I can't buy a new barrel because tippmann m4s don't use standard m4 barrels. The screw on it has also been removed already reddit.com/gallery/mirl28

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👤︎ u/eagleeyeslinger

📅︎ Apr 02 2021

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Hey everyone just a quick question. I got this 45lb grizzly from Bear Archery from a relative this summer. Idk how old it is exactly, but they most likely had it for a while. My question is what's the hole on the back for? It has screw threads inside but idk what screws into them. reddit.com/gallery/mjffnn

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👤︎ u/Bread-and-Cookies

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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TIL of Charles Fraser-Smith (one of the inspirations behind 'Q' in the James Bond movies) designed a special left-hand thread for the disguised screw-off top of a hidden-document container; he thought that "no German would ever think of trying to unscrew something the wrong way." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cha…

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👤︎ u/hobbitdude13

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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Bailey No. 7 plane restoration. Can anyone tell me or have information on the screw thread sizes? I’d like to replace all of the old beat up screws.

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👤︎ u/No_not_that

📅︎ Mar 15 2021

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Found in crawl space of 1904 California house, 25 inches long, screw thread for pommel, what type of blade is this? I want to add a handle for fun

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👤︎ u/whatwouldahippodo

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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Can someone help me ID these? They have hammerhead points. They look like a standard 2ba thread but i cant screw a normal shaft in more than one turn.

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👤︎ u/andol45

📅︎ Apr 05 2021

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Hi, does anyone have any idea how I can make this screw thread on Jägers helmet? Or, do you know some things that look like this for my cosplay?

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👤︎ u/BossauraROG

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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Endura 4 Pivot Screw thread size?

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👤︎ u/thatguythx1138

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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The thermostat bolt snapped on my 05 Mercedes, I managed to take the pieces out with the cost of messing up the thread. Now I cleaned it pretty good tapped with m6 set, now the screw bites but wont tighten (will spin forever). What are my best options ? (pic is before cleanup)

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👤︎ u/corske

📅︎ Mar 02 2021

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Looking to get this rail for my M4. My current rail just uses set screws to hold onto the barrel nut but this one has threads. Would I just use it as the barrel nut? Thanks for any help reddit.com/gallery/mlbzff

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👤︎ u/Noxtoll

📅︎ Apr 06 2021

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Saturday Screw Around Thread

Welcome to the Saturday Screw Around Thread.

It is a designated zone for telling jokes, posting links to weird stuff, gushing about some new thing you learned, sharing songs and books and movies and such.

It is very similar in form and function to the Friday Fun Thread, with two crucial differences. One, it isn't for fun, it's for screwing around. And two, it happens on Saturday instead of Friday.

Go nuts. Or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

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👤︎ u/mcjunker

📅︎ May 01 2021

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Saturday Screw Around Thread

Welcome to the Saturday Screw Around Thread.

It is a designated zone for telling jokes, posting links to weird stuff, gushing about some new thing you learned, sharing songs and books and movies and such.

It is very similar in form and function to the Friday Fun Thread, with two crucial differences. One, it isn't for fun, it's for screwing around. And two, it happens on Saturday instead of Friday.

Go nuts. Or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

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👤︎ u/mcjunker

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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Saturday Screw Around Thread

Welcome to the Saturday Screw Around Thread.

It is a designated zone for telling jokes, posting links to weird stuff, gushing about some new thing you learned, sharing songs and books and movies and such.

It is very similar in form and function to the Friday Fun Thread, with two crucial differences. One, it isn't for fun, it's for screwing around. And two, it happens on Saturday instead of Friday.

Go nuts. Or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

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👤︎ u/mcjunker

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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Saturday Screw Around Thread

Welcome to the Saturday Screw Around Thread.

It is a designated zone for telling jokes, posting links to weird stuff, gushing about some new thing you learned, sharing songs and books and movies and such.

It is very similar in form and function to the Friday Fun Thread, with two crucial differences. One, it isn't for fun, it's for screwing around. And two, it happens on Saturday instead of Friday.

Go nuts. Or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

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👤︎ u/mcjunker

📅︎ Mar 27 2021

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Weekly Thread: Saturday Screw-Ups

Any food related miss-haps this week?

Dump your homemade broth down the drain?
Forget your packed lunch at home?
Accidentally spend $20 on out-of-season grapes?

We all screw up from time to time!

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👤︎ u/AutoModerator

📅︎ May 01 2021

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Weekly Thread: Saturday Screw-Ups

Any food related miss-haps this week?

Dump your homemade broth down the drain?
Forget your packed lunch at home?
Accidentally spend $20 on out-of-season grapes?

We all screw up from time to time!

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👤︎ u/AutoModerator

📅︎ Apr 10 2021

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