A list of puns related to "Triangle"

Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?

Theyβre pointless.

I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. Iβm glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

What do you call a triangle thats had too much to drink?

A wrecked angle

I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .

It was just one ting after another.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Youβre pointless

Where did the triangle go to mend its bones?

The orthocentre

I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle

So I Sined to it

Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...

Thanks for every ting.

What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?

Hyppopotenus

What did the circle say to the triangle?

I see your point

Why does school talk about triangles so much?

Some people don't get the point.

What did the equilateral triangle say to the isoceles triangle after getting insulted...

You slanterer...

Instead of going to the beach, many mathematicians are dividing the opposite side of a right triangle over the adjacent side

They say it's a better way to get a tan.

I could not think of the name for the triangle that holds the balls in a pool game...

No matter how hard I racked my brain.

Did you know? When painters aren't suffering they often play their triangle

That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a **ting*

NICEosceles triangle

https://preview.redd.it/y3subaqngn541.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=382429762c75bae7dcd276e761a55aa507d5ebda

What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians?

SIN language

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Pickup pun: If you were a triangle,

you would be an acute one

My daughter asked me why I got a tattoo of a triangle

Because its edgy.

What kind of triangle should you ask out?

An acute triangle.

What does a right triangle and Matthew McConaughey have in common?

All right All right.

Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.

It's always right.

Fired the guy who played the triangle from my Reggae band today

It was just one ting after another with him.

When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.

But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, thatβs where I draw the line.

I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

I was once in a Rasta band. I played the triangle.

I just stood at the back and ting

I saw a girl with a Triangle tattoo...

I asked if she played it or if it was "cymbal-ic"

Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90Β°

How did the triangle kill the square?

With a hypote-noose!

My children are now under the assumption that "Dorito" is Spanish for "Orange Triangle". Lunchtime mission accomplished.

That space behind your laptop, where you put stuff and then can't find it, is the compuda triangle.

A triangle and a circle are having a fight.

The first thing the triangle says is βYouβre pointless!β

What kind of glasses do triangles wear?

Trifocals.

-Original joke from Hayley. Funniest person I know.

Whatβs a triangleβs favorite pickup line?

Whatβs your sine?

A reggae band signed me up to play the triangle

I just stand at the back and ting

What did the Triangle say to the Circle?

Youβre pointless.

I just got a job playing the triangle in a reggae band

I just stand at the back and ting.

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left...

It was just one ting after another.

I grew tired of playing triangle in a band

it was just one ting after another.

I used to play triangle in a reggae band but eventually left...

...it was just one ting after another

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band..... I had to quit,it was just one ting after another

I once played the triangle in a reggae band but I left

It was just one ting after another

I used to play triangle in a Jamaican reggae band.

I had to quit because it was one ting after another

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band

But it was just one ting after another

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