Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
What do you call a triangle thats had too much to drink?
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .
It was just one ting after another.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Where did the triangle go to mend its bones?
I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?
What did the circle say to the triangle?
Why does school talk about triangles so much?
Some people don't get the point.
What did the equilateral triangle say to the isoceles triangle after getting insulted...
Instead of going to the beach, many mathematicians are dividing the opposite side of a right triangle over the adjacent side
They say it's a better way to get a tan.
I could not think of the name for the triangle that holds the balls in a pool game...
No matter how hard I racked my brain.
Did you know? When painters aren't suffering they often play their triangle
That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a *ting
NICEosceles triangle
https://preview.redd.it/y3subaqngn541.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=382429762c75bae7dcd276e761a55aa507d5ebda
What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians?
Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?
Pickup pun: If you were a triangle,
you would be an acute one
My daughter asked me why I got a tattoo of a triangle
What kind of triangle should you ask out?
What does a right triangle and Matthew McConaughey have in common?
Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.
Fired the guy who played the triangle from my Reggae band today
It was just one ting after another with him.
When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.
But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, that’s where I draw the line.
I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.
She didn't believe me.
https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm
I was once in a Rasta band. I played the triangle.
I just stood at the back and ting
I saw a girl with a Triangle tattoo...
I asked if she played it or if it was "cymbal-ic"
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°
How did the triangle kill the square?
My children are now under the assumption that "Dorito" is Spanish for "Orange Triangle". Lunchtime mission accomplished.
That space behind your laptop, where you put stuff and then can't find it, is the compuda triangle.
A triangle and a circle are having a fight.
The first thing the triangle says is “You’re pointless!”
What kind of glasses do triangles wear?
Trifocals.
-Original joke from Hayley. Funniest person I know.
What’s a triangle’s favorite pickup line?
A reggae band signed me up to play the triangle
I just stand at the back and ting
What did the Triangle say to the Circle?
I just got a job playing the triangle in a reggae band
I just stand at the back and ting.
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left...
It was just one ting after another.
I grew tired of playing triangle in a band
it was just one ting after another.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but eventually left...
...it was just one ting after another
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band..... I had to quit,it was just one ting after another
I once played the triangle in a reggae band but I left
It was just one ting after another
I used to play triangle in a Jamaican reggae band.
I had to quit because it was one ting after another
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
But it was just one ting after another
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