Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?

They’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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What do you call a triangle thats had too much to drink?

A wrecked angle

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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellionRob75
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I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urkdor73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seeed420
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Where did the triangle go to mend its bones?

The orthocentre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredspy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle

So I Sined to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owenthetechie
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alkaath
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A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...

Thanks for every ting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?

Hyppopotenus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red_Vader26
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the circle say to the triangle?

I see your point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why does school talk about triangles so much?

Some people don't get the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatGamerAgain_YT
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What did the equilateral triangle say to the isoceles triangle after getting insulted...

You slanterer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rysefin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Instead of going to the beach, many mathematicians are dividing the opposite side of a right triangle over the adjacent side

They say it's a better way to get a tan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyborgNumber42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I could not think of the name for the triangle that holds the balls in a pool game...

No matter how hard I racked my brain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Did you know? When painters aren't suffering they often play their triangle

That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a *ting

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NICEosceles triangle

https://preview.redd.it/y3subaqngn541.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=382429762c75bae7dcd276e761a55aa507d5ebda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabadorable
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians?

SIN language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Pickup pun: If you were a triangle,

you would be an acute one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunChaa
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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My daughter asked me why I got a tattoo of a triangle

Because its edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rincewind401
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What kind of triangle should you ask out?

An acute triangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dittmerdude
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What does a right triangle and Matthew McConaughey have in common?

All right All right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.

It's always right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogersdad247
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Fired the guy who played the triangle from my Reggae band today

It was just one ting after another with him.

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When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.

But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, that’s where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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I was once in a Rasta band. I played the triangle.

I just stood at the back and ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gracemk1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I saw a girl with a Triangle tattoo...

I asked if she played it or if it was "cymbal-ic"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimmyV90
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90Β°

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How did the triangle kill the square?

With a hypote-noose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soosoos19926
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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My children are now under the assumption that "Dorito" is Spanish for "Orange Triangle". Lunchtime mission accomplished.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrawForChange
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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That space behind your laptop, where you put stuff and then can't find it, is the compuda triangle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viklas76
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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A triangle and a circle are having a fight.

The first thing the triangle says is β€œYou’re pointless!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StagMusic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Bread-muda Triangle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ejaks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What kind of glasses do triangles wear?

Trifocals.

-Original joke from Hayley. Funniest person I know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smolchungs
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What’s a triangle’s favorite pickup line?

What’s your sine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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A reggae band signed me up to play the triangle

I just stand at the back and ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josh2807
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What did the Triangle say to the Circle?

You’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I just got a job playing the triangle in a reggae band

I just stand at the back and ting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalmarky82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left...

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PositiveSolution
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I grew tired of playing triangle in a band

it was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I used to play triangle in a reggae band but eventually left...

...it was just one ting after another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirlukethemodest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band..... I had to quit,it was just one ting after another
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmysquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I once played the triangle in a reggae band but I left

It was just one ting after another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahlte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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I used to play triangle in a Jamaican reggae band.

I had to quit because it was one ting after another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band

But it was just one ting after another

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