A list of puns related to "Polygon"

What is a polygon?

That's when your parrot ends up missing.

My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.

It's an equal Adderall triangle.

My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...

It was acute triangle, I must admit!

A polygon that lays eggs.

Hendecagon.

How do you name a 3000 sides polygon ?

A tonystarkisgon

Whats a polygon?

It's when your parrot comes up missing.

What do you call a polygon with 0 sides?

Gone.

What did the circle say when he lifted the curse from the polygon?

Hexagon

How do you catch polygons?

With a trapezoid

What do you call a group of dead parrots?

Polygons

A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering

Polygon but not forgotten.

To all maths students....

Did you know a polygon is a dead parrot?

What kind of shape is like a missing bird?

A polygon!

Coworker: nobody is around today

Me: that's because they are polygone

My parrot is in really bad shape.

I think itβs polygon.

What do you say when Poly leaves?

Polygon.

How does a 3D modeler travel long distances?

With a polygon plane!

What shape is an empty birdcage?

Polygon.

Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?

Polygon!

Apothems

Got dad-joked by the old man during Geometry finals studying:
Dad: Whats an apothem?
Me:a line segment of a regular polygon from the center to the midpoint of one of its sides.
Dad:Oh, I thought it was something you hit on the road*grins*

Dad joke in music class

Instructor: So, does anyone know what a polygon is?

Clas: A six sided figure? I don't know, what?

Instructor: A dead parrot!

What do you call it when your parrot ends up missing?

Polygon

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon

What do you call a deceased parrot?

A polygon.

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