I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.

He'll come around eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_Vapor_-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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I'll tell you my favorite piece of cutting edge technology.

An angle grinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDCM
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?

Trouter space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnb1114
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Living on the Edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chillvanius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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And falling off the edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Am I the only one who feels on edge about this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Cutting-edge humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i3rookeh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Wife text me "windows froze, won't open." I reply to pour some like warm water over it and tap it gently around the edges.

5 minutes pass and wife texts back "computers really messed up now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch57113
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.

They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.

Unfortunately the finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, β€œNo, you’re only a rope.” So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, β€œOf course... Wait, aren’t you that rope?”

And the rope replies, β€œI’m a frayed knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allyyx3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?

Grape Britain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?

Because he was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippanonypotomous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I have this tin can that’s translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...

It’s uncanny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genghisyawn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What keeps the red line about an inch from the edge of paper?

Being marginalized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gavinwride
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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There are many shows of flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world

They'll be so disappointed when they realise that not of them end on cliff hangers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheTrashPanda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I'm really on edge right now..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristanoyes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Cutting-edge humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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The edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ededandedgy1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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My flat-earther friend started walking to the edge of the earth to prove that the earth is flat.

He finally came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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When you really want to live life on the edge and be healthy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thundergil4465
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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*__Micro__* soft Edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terriblejimmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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MICROsoft edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttsecks42069
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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MICROsoft edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttsecks42069
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Bono and the Edge walk into a bar

The bartender says β€œNot U2 again.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Cutting edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatblobfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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New cutting edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_dog909
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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In the forest, a sad lonely looking turtle begins to climb slowly up a huge tree. Half way up, it edges along a branch, sighs, then jumps. It falls smacking into the ground, bouncing and tumbling across the forest floor...

Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.

The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.

Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, β€œDarling, don't you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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I’ve been having problems sleeping recently. I asked my dad what to do and he told me to lie on the edge of my bed.

I’d soon drop off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AManInATopHat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My flat-Earther friend decided to walk to the edge of the world to prove its flat.

In the end, he came around.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Cutting edge technology v.redd.it/9dksy5s64cy11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGalacticFart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Have pun with this fun. (sorry for the edge)
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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My dog just retrieved a tennis ball I tossed over the edge of the grand canyon...

...I know, it's a bit far-fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maace94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says...

"Oh, dear God! Not U2 again!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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A woman gave birth to a head: no arms, no legs, no torso. They named it "Rary" as this was so rare. Rary was not happy and constantly swore. Having enough, the family goes to the Grand Canyon and toss Rary in. As they look over the edge, the mother comments:

It's a Long, Long Way to Tipperary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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I saw Bono and The Edge sitting in a bar

I said to them β€œoh god not U2 again”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Knife sharpening has always been and will always be cutting-edge technology.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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I found a man living in the edge of my roof, and I didn't kick him out

I let him do as he soffit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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This one is truly cutting edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sockmonst3r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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I was on an amazing cruise, eating dinner on the deck looking out over the water when I dropped my silverware off the edge and into the ocean.

It was un-fork-getable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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I'm such a straight edge,

because I want to be a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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People in Southern France live their lives on the edge...

As if they had nothing Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roveringlife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Bono and the Edge walk into a bar

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar

The Barman says β€˜get out , I don’t want U2 in here!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_fister_roboto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superscooter24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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I feel bad for people that mow the edges of golf courses.

They have a rough job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FerfyMoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Rock bands lose their edge as they get older

Unless they're U2

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Drove my wife to the edge with this one

We were on the road, and she was complaining about having sore hands.

Me: Do you think your hands are sore because all you've done today is drive us all places?

Wife: Yeah - too much time gripping this steering wheel.

Me: Oh, that's carpool tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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Serrated kitchen knives are truly cutting edge.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brycillium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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5 minutes of cutting edge clipping puns youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3cq…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waka42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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Having trouble sleeping? Lie right on the edge of your bed.

You'll soon drop off.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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My dad's response when I told him "Leave me alone, I'm on edge"

"Weird, I have 4G"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tys1_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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My boss's dad used to carry a coin with T-U-I-T around the outer edge.

When ever he asked someone when they were going to get something done and they replied with "When I get around to it."

He would hand them the coin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CANIBALFOODFITE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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Friend : "I'm feeling really on edge"

My response: " Not 4G?"

He cringed really badly too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReinaVilla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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In my School days, all Summer long I would live on the Edge...

...and never worry about the Fall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindleyw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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My Dad pulled this one on me after we watched Edge of Tomorrow

dunnymuncher - "So dad, what did you think of that movie?"

Dad - "I thought it was pretty repetitive"

dunnymuncher - Groaning Noises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunnymuncher
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a cliff. Who fell off?

The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatsbeingbroke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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