To prove he was right, the flat earther walked to the edge of the Earth.
He eventually came around.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I just thought of this today as I was driving... Iβm sorry in advance π I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Living on the Edge
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︎ Aug 07 2020
The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge
We could say it's a cutting edge techology.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying heβd walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
Heβll come around, eventually.
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︎ May 17 2020
A physicist sees a guy standing on the edge of a rooftop
He immediately shouts: Don't do it! You have so much potential!
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says...
Oh no, not you two again.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasnβt a cliffhanger.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Living on the edge
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︎ Aug 04 2020
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Cuttine-edge technology
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you call a rugby player who took doping to gain an edge against his opponents?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didnβt want to...
But it was for the grater good
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︎ Aug 16 2020
My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...
It was acute triangle, I must admit!
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︎ Jul 26 2020
If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...
He liked making crop circles.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I'll tell you my favorite piece of cutting edge technology.
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︎ May 28 2020
Living on the Edge
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Am I the only one who feels on edge about this?
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︎ Jun 04 2019
And falling off the edge
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Cutting-edge humor
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︎ Aug 16 2019
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
A fly landed on the edge of a urinal and fell in.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, βNo, youβre only a rope.β So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, βOf course... Wait, arenβt you that rope?β
And the rope replies, βIβm a frayed knot.β
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Whatβs purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
I have this tin can thatβs translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...
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︎ Oct 25 2019
What keeps the red line about an inch from the edge of paper?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I'm really on edge right now..
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︎ Jun 08 2019
There are many shows of flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world
They'll be so disappointed when they realise that not of them end on cliff hangers
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Cutting-edge humor
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︎ Feb 11 2019
The edge
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Cutting edge
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︎ Feb 16 2018
When you really want to live life on the edge and be healthy
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︎ Feb 17 2019
In the forest, a sad lonely looking turtle begins to climb slowly up a huge tree. Half way up, it edges along a branch, sighs, then jumps. It falls smacking into the ground, bouncing and tumbling across the forest floor...
Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.
The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.
Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, βDarling, don't you think itβs time to tell him heβs adopted?"
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︎ Jun 30 2018
My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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︎ Dec 22 2018
*__Micro__* soft Edge
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︎ Jan 23 2019
MICROsoft edge
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︎ Feb 05 2019
New cutting edge technology
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︎ Oct 31 2018
My flat-earther friend started walking to the edge of the earth to prove that the earth is flat.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
MICROsoft edge
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︎ Feb 05 2019
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
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︎ Oct 05 2018
I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.
Unfortunately the finale wasnβt a cliffhanger.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
My flat-Earther friend decided to walk to the edge of the world to prove its flat.
In the end, he came around.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
Bono and the Edge walk into a bar
The bartender says βNot U2 again.β
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︎ Mar 29 2019
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