I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar...
....and the barman says, "Oh God, not U2 again!!"
I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance 😂 I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge
We could say it's a cutting edge techology.
A physicist sees a guy standing on the edge of a rooftop
He immediately shouts: Don't do it! You have so much potential!
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...
But it was for the grater good
Am I the only one who feels on edge about this?
My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...
He liked making crop circles.
A fly landed on the edge of a urinal and fell in.
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “No, you’re only a rope.” So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “Of course... Wait, aren’t you that rope?”
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?
What keeps the red line about an inch from the edge of paper?
In the forest, a sad lonely looking turtle begins to climb slowly up a huge tree. Half way up, it edges along a branch, sighs, then jumps. It falls smacking into the ground, bouncing and tumbling across the forest floor...
Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.
The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.
Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, “Darling, don't you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?"
When you really want to live life on the edge and be healthy
My flat-earther friend started walking to the edge of the earth to prove that the earth is flat.
A woman gave birth to a head: no arms, no legs, no torso. They named it "Rary" as this was so rare. Rary was not happy and constantly swore. Having enough, the family goes to the Grand Canyon and toss Rary in. As they look over the edge, the mother comments:
It's a Long, Long Way to Tipperary
A father olive and a son olive are playing on the counter. The son olive rolled over the edge and onto the floor. The dad asked “are you okay?”
To which the son replied “Olive!”
I’ve been having problems sleeping recently. I asked my dad what to do and he told me to lie on the edge of my bed.
People in Southern France live their lives on the edge...
As if they had nothing Toulouse.
Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
Drove my wife to the edge with this one
We were on the road, and she was complaining about having sore hands.
Me: Do you think your hands are sore because all you've done today is drive us all places?
Wife: Yeah - too much time gripping this steering wheel.
Me: Oh, that's carpool tunnel syndrome.
I found a man living in the edge of my roof, and I didn't kick him out
I let him do as he soffit
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says 'Oh god, not U2 again...'
Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says...
Oh no, not you two again.
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.
Unfortunately the finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
My flat-Earther friend decided to walk to the edge of the world to prove its flat.
In the end, he came around.
Bono and the Edge walk into a bar
The bartender says “Not U2 again.”
I saw Bono and The Edge sitting in a bar
I said to them “oh god not U2 again”
A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a cliff. Who fell off?
The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says...
"Oh, dear God! Not U2 again!"
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