Today I will be talking about the Makita 18V Cordless 1/2-Inch Hammer Drive

You know the drill

πŸ‘︎ 492
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sictirul
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
🚨︎ report
why cant you have a 12 inch nose?

Because it would be a foot then.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
🚨︎ report
So an Inch broke is back.

The 2nd inch goes: How do you break an inch?

I don't know, but it's very inch-resting.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ps3aciv
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you ever hear about the Samurai with only a 6 inch sheathe knife who was still an effective and deadly killer?

He was a one-hilt wonder.

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
🚨︎ report
My 12 inch ruler fell in my shoe

I guess I'll always have a foot in my shoe

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatRedIronDragon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
🚨︎ report
Inch-high knees
πŸ‘︎ 89
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Hassaan18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
🚨︎ report
What keeps the red line about an inch from the edge of paper?

Being marginalized

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gavinwride
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
🚨︎ report
I just heard some bad news about Subway’s 6 inch sub.

They aren’t going to make them any longer.

πŸ‘︎ 79
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a 58 inch tall psychic?

A 4’10” teller.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
🚨︎ report
Just installed two 12 inch subs in my car.
πŸ‘︎ 468
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
🚨︎ report
What do you call a 3.14 inch long snake?

A pithon

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
🚨︎ report
I saw a Craigslist ad for a 40 inch smart TV the other day.

The guy was asking for $50 and the only thing wrong with it was the volume controls weren't working properly.

At that price, I couldn't turn it down.

πŸ‘︎ 34
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Aptom_4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the King have marks at every inch of him?

Because he was a ruler.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/aplusk41
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
🚨︎ report
I was working in the shop with my dad and asked him to hand me the 1/2 inch wrench.

Here you go...have to say though son it's a lot longer than A half inch long.groan.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
🚨︎ report
XPost from r/Shitty_Car_mods: Just put two 12 inch subs and an amp in the back of my car
πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/staticsnake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
🚨︎ report
Why can’t you have a 12-inch nose?

Because it would be a foot.

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/green_DM
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
🚨︎ report
While Hulk Hogan was testifying about his 10 inch penis

"...2 more inches and it wouldn't be a penis, it'd be a foot!"

Thanks, Dad.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KafkasGhost
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
🚨︎ report
Talking to my Dad about the Nine Inch Nails upcoming concert...

Me: I'm going to go to this upcoming concert, have you heard of Nine Inch Nails?

Dad: Yeah, we used six inch nails to put up our fence.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mafeumatty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
🚨︎ report
Why cant you have a 12 inch nose?

Because that would be a foot!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cookiemeister223
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.