You know the drill
Because it would be a foot then.
The 2nd inch goes: How do you break an inch?
I don't know, but it's very inch-resting.
He was a one-hilt wonder.
I guess I'll always have a foot in my shoe
They aren’t going to make them any longer.
A 4’10” teller.
The guy was asking for $50 and the only thing wrong with it was the volume controls weren't working properly.
At that price, I couldn't turn it down.
Because he was a ruler.
Here you go...have to say though son it's a lot longer than A half inch long.groan.
Because it would be a foot.
"...2 more inches and it wouldn't be a penis, it'd be a foot!"
Me: I'm going to go to this upcoming concert, have you heard of Nine Inch Nails?
Dad: Yeah, we used six inch nails to put up our fence.