Then it's a foot
You know the drill
The 2nd inch goes: How do you break an inch?
I don't know, but it's very inch-resting.
He was a one-hilt wonder.
I guess I'll always have a foot in my shoe
They arenβt going to make them any longer.
Being marginalized
A 4β10β teller.
A pithon
The guy was asking for $50 and the only thing wrong with it was the volume controls weren't working properly.
At that price, I couldn't turn it down.
Because he was a ruler.
Here you go...have to say though son it's a lot longer than A half inch long.groan.
"...2 more inches and it wouldn't be a penis, it'd be a foot!"
Thanks, Dad.
Me: I'm going to go to this upcoming concert, have you heard of Nine Inch Nails?
Dad: Yeah, we used six inch nails to put up our fence.
Because it would be a foot then.
Because that would be a foot!
Because it would be a foot.
