Do you know how many cubic centimeters of tissue make up an elephant ear?

Me neither--it's not relephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vlintinsky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I'm gonna spread some sentimentality

Over 3 square sentimentals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TubaXYZ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I dislike greedy Brits....

....If you give them 2.54 centimeters, they'll take 1.60934 kilometers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedi1josh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomotho
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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My dad just left the room to go get showered and he said: "I won't be a minute...."

"..... I'll be about twenty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trajiin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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My cousin was a woman of high-standing.

She stood at 190 centimeters tall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rigamarolexq
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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