What do you call a tall buffalo?

Buffahigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....

It’s night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaughnSD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.

She's our longest serving employee.

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My mother is much smaller than me. I'm not sure how tall she is...

...But I know she's the minimum height.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lohin123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

.. because he was a ruler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drbandre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My kid wanted to talk to ghosts; we found three guys willing to intervene. One was very tall, one was very short and the other was mid-sized.

I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsaladapologist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?

An edifice complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Toe_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.

I did not think I would Everest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why was the Monarch only one foot tall?

He was a Ruler!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why did the sled dog puppy shop in the Big & Tall store?

He was a little husky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CassandraEntendre
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Son: There's a life-sized "Leg lamp" at the light display! It's like 4 feet tall!

Me: No, it's only one foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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A bloke runs in to a bar and says. Quick how tall are penguins? The barman says about three feet. The man groans and says :--

I have just run over a NUN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I've been messaging a woman on a dating site. She's only 100cm tall.

I can't wait to meter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Theres a lot of tall men around parts of new york

Especially long guy land.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shromboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why are policemen in London so tall?

Because they're paid by the Yard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetts3030
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I was in my flat & this tall lady walked past my window.

I knew she was tall....as I live on the 2nd floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...

Dead center.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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How tall is the world's smallest grandmother ?

One nannameter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I’m like a cow in tall grass,

I’m utterly tickled to be here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kentfanatic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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How tall is a butcher?

1 meater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shredbmc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I was backing out of the parking lot earlier when I backed into a car! The driver was only 3 feet tall....!

He got out of the car and started waving his hands above his head! He kept yelling "I'm not Happy, I'm not Happy!"

So, I got out and yelled back, "Well, which one are you!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Existence111111
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Do you know there’s a flagpole which is 171m tall in Saudi Arabia? I can’t wrap my head around it.

I mean seriously, my arms are not long enough. Let alone my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumbertoast89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....

Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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A tall order
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πŸ‘€︎ u/79to55
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What do you call a tall, thin girl with big feet?

Elle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign

he was above it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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You ever hear that joke about the tall building?

Actually, nevermind long story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My sister said she doesn't like tall guys

I said she was in-tall-erant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerkNZorg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?

Bamboozled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiooiooi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Tall guy and a short guy were arguing

They just couldn’t see eye to eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What did the short American scientist say to the tall British scientist?

β€œYou’re pretty Fahrenheit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt9764
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts!

I love you refrigerator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife?

It's a knee slapper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My girlfriend played golf with her friend. She lost the engagement ring I bought her in the tall grass by the fairway...

It was a diamond in the rough.

Credit (not quite the same): Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Have you heard of a place where all the tall people gather to drink ?

It's called Tallinn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dope_DUD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What does a short lad need to look a tall lad in the eyes?

A ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Inkredible Hulk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What US state is round on the sides but tall in the center?

oHIo

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why don’t tall people like working for midgets?

Because the pay is low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rnielsen776
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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How tall is a spider?

Eight foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoamTheSHEEP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Tall people sleep longer in bed

friend of mine told me this today. I wanted to share

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggwp_0001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Don’t worry if you’re tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...

It’s night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueVogueDino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why is the king only one foot tall?

Because he’s a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curio_123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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A four-foot-tall fourtuneteller escaped from prison.

He was a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mintyporkchop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Do you know why the king was only 12 inches tall?

He was a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/algernaaan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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