It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
.. because he was a ruler
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
Why was the Monarch only one foot tall?
Why did the sled dog puppy shop in the Big & Tall store?
Son: There's a life-sized "Leg lamp" at the light display! It's like 4 feet tall!
Me: No, it's only one foot.
A bloke runs in to a bar and says. Quick how tall are penguins? The barman says about three feet. The man groans and says :--
I have just run over a NUN
I've been messaging a woman on a dating site. She's only 100cm tall.
Theres a lot of tall men around parts of new york
Especially long guy land.
Why are policemen in London so tall?
Because they're paid by the Yard!
I was in my flat & this tall lady walked past my window.
I knew she was tall....as I live on the 2nd floor.
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
I’m like a cow in tall grass,
I’m utterly tickled to be here.
How tall is the world's smallest grandmother ?
I was backing out of the parking lot earlier when I backed into a car! The driver was only 3 feet tall....!
He got out of the car and started waving his hands above his head! He kept yelling "I'm not Happy, I'm not Happy!"
So, I got out and yelled back, "Well, which one are you!?"
Do you know there’s a flagpole which is 171m tall in Saudi Arabia? I can’t wrap my head around it.
I mean seriously, my arms are not long enough. Let alone my head.
In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
What do you call a tall, thin girl with big feet?
why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign
You ever hear that joke about the tall building?
Actually, nevermind long story.
My sister said she doesn't like tall guys
I said she was in-tall-erant
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Tall guy and a short guy were arguing
They just couldn’t see eye to eye
What did the short American scientist say to the tall British scientist?
“You’re pretty Fahrenheit.”
It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts!
Ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife?
My girlfriend played golf with her friend. She lost the engagement ring I bought her in the tall grass by the fairway...
It was a diamond in the rough.
Credit (not quite the same): Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2020
Have you heard of a place where all the tall people gather to drink ?
What does a short lad need to look a tall lad in the eyes?
What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?
What US state is round on the sides but tall in the center?
Why don’t tall people like working for midgets?
A man and his wife were arguing while walking up the top floor of a very tall building, his wife stopped and yelled to him " you're wrong on so many levels "
Tall people sleep longer in bed
friend of mine told me this today. I wanted to share
What do you call it when you get high in a patch of tall grass?
Don’t worry if you’re tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...
Why is the king only one foot tall?
A four-foot-tall fourtuneteller escaped from prison.
He was a small medium at large.
Do you know why the king was only 12 inches tall?
Why was the king one foot tall
Why was the king one foot tall?
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