Because he could be called the Star Spangled Banner.
It's a gift.
He uses his Spider Census.
....with a silent 'cr'
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
...now it is covid masksksksks.
So the wife and me were excited to see the golden gate in person. So the wife asks me, "what are we gonna do when we get there?" And I replied, "we'll cross that bridge when we get there"
The phrase was: "good night"
They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."
It was a locksmith course
It’s amazing two me.
With a silent “cr”.
I mean, it’s such a groundbreaking invention!
Legend tells of an incredible hero: Carto-Man. Half of his body is a regular human, but the other half is made up of a key from a map.
The man, the myth, the legend
DoorDash
They're Inca pens.
You could say she has supperpowers
Green Day
I bet the second one will be incredible too.
Du dun tss.
The sequel is Incredibles 2.
We were in pre-service prayer time hanging out for everyone to come into the room when this conversation.
Pastor 1: "John and I were getting donuts and discussing theology..."
Pastor 2 (from another church): "glad you were having donuts, they're a holy food."
Pastor 1: "man, that joke is really sweet."
Pastor 3: "man, you guys are really on a roll."
I laughed, their were many moans and eye rolls.
Atrophy
I haven't seen a repost all year!
Smash Burger!
Cause you're on Helen Parr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZtSQCbAQxU
"She was Irish, opened a store. Called it potato republic."
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
It’s a gift.
The Star-Spangled Banner.
